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they let me hit because i baked cookies with no allergens

weezer blue album

he let me hit because im a girl who will laugh for no one else

she let me hit like an iceberg in 1912

never ever ever accepting labubu hate from someone who collects funko pops. its like crabs in a bucket. none of you are making it out of here alive

baked potato 🥔🚬

smoked cheese 🧀🚬

does anyone actually read yearly media threads

yeah dude of course im jealous your surgery scar is more visible than mine

bay leaf is the culinary equivalent of crossing your fingers and waiting for something to happen

Early access bananas are such bullshit. Why do they sell them to me green? I have to wait for the yellow banana to even get the fully ripe experience. Can't believe it. Then they turn brown and spotted and I'm not even getting my money's worth anymore. Anyone else have this issue?

マヌルぼにゃ

ive always said youve gotta hand it to cilantro for being the most specific spice

if i ever start posting through it please hire a hitwoman to kill me

every yuri series should have one really hot guy and it should look like they're in love JUST enough to get the straight audience disappointed

lately when i’m feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i

daily workout:
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon

reminiscing with friends is so complicated because you cant just say "remember when you kinned graggle simpson" because theyll kill you and kill you and kill you forever

getting my merry go round inspected by the center for dizzies control

pleasant-temperature nb fall

they call it pos withdrawal because its a piece of shit that takes your money

wii u haters when their favorite games are mario kart 8 and breath of the wild

WOKE IS BACK 🚨 YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY

what does "do anything wrong" mean? just piracy and cheating online?

nintendo strip club: pokemon go to the poles!

it's always sunny in philadelphia screenshot "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."

an illustration of my friend bry’s sona flying in the air, carrying my fursona ren by the arms. their arms are interlocked and ren is happily swinging in the sky, their rainbow markings sporting a softer blue and yellow to match bryn’s likeness. they both look happy and are having a good time, the sky behind them is a soft blue with fluffy, pinkish white clouds, little white stars are visible in the sky as well as well as a bright rainbow arched above bryn’s back.

i wanna post this again bc its SO cute and love it sm i love drawing my oc with my friends…. 🥹🧡 its my guy and my friend @petziez.bsky.social !!! theyre playing in the sky together!! 🥰

[ #art #illustration #humanart #furry #fursona #furryart #oc #dreamcore #procreate ]

this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole

asking every flight attendant and pilot if they’ve heard of the fielder method

commenting on ao3 fluff fics with "delete this youre in an echo chamber"