they let me hit because i baked cookies with no allergens
10.10.2025 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@clams.cool.bsky.social
they/them gold star thespian
they let me hit because i baked cookies with no allergens
10.10.2025 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0weezer blue album
he let me hit because im a girl who will laugh for no one else
10.10.2025 18:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0she let me hit like an iceberg in 1912
10.10.2025 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0never ever ever accepting labubu hate from someone who collects funko pops. its like crabs in a bucket. none of you are making it out of here alive
06.10.2025 12:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0baked potato π₯π¬
05.10.2025 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0smoked cheese π§π¬
05.10.2025 02:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0does anyone actually read yearly media threads
03.10.2025 15:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0yeah dude of course im jealous your surgery scar is more visible than mine
01.10.2025 00:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0bay leaf is the culinary equivalent of crossing your fingers and waiting for something to happen
28.09.2025 03:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Early access bananas are such bullshit. Why do they sell them to me green? I have to wait for the yellow banana to even get the fully ripe experience. Can't believe it. Then they turn brown and spotted and I'm not even getting my money's worth anymore. Anyone else have this issue?
23.09.2025 22:51 β π 30 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0γγγ«γΌγ«γ
11.06.2025 12:32 β π 1222 π 588 π¬ 1 π 5ive always said youve gotta hand it to cilantro for being the most specific spice
14.09.2025 16:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0if i ever start posting through it please hire a hitwoman to kill me
11.09.2025 20:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0every yuri series should have one really hot guy and it should look like they're in love JUST enough to get the straight audience disappointed
11.09.2025 12:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lately when iβm feeling hopeless i just think of the Katamari cat wearing scuba gear. if she can survive in an inhospitable environment then so can i
09.09.2025 20:01 β π 8676 π 3076 π¬ 8 π 36daily workout:
- 8x4 reps of making a mountain out of a molehill
- 3 minutes of rubbing salt in the wound
- pulling someones leg 5x
- let 4 cats out of the bag before noon
reminiscing with friends is so complicated because you cant just say "remember when you kinned graggle simpson" because theyll kill you and kill you and kill you forever
07.09.2025 16:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0getting my merry go round inspected by the center for dizzies control
27.08.2025 02:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pleasant-temperature nb fall
26.08.2025 20:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0they call it pos withdrawal because its a piece of shit that takes your money
25.08.2025 15:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0wii u haters when their favorite games are mario kart 8 and breath of the wild
26.06.2025 02:15 β π 26 π 8 π¬ 1 π 1WOKE IS BACK π¨ YOU HAVE A NEW PRONOUN DUE FRIDAY
25.06.2025 02:52 β π 1113 π 232 π¬ 4 π 6what does "do anything wrong" mean? just piracy and cheating online?
25.06.2025 12:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0nintendo strip club: pokemon go to the poles!
23.06.2025 21:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0it's always sunny in philadelphia screenshot "You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American."
05.02.2025 01:31 β π 10361 π 2920 π¬ 42 π 32an illustration of my friend bryβs sona flying in the air, carrying my fursona ren by the arms. their arms are interlocked and ren is happily swinging in the sky, their rainbow markings sporting a softer blue and yellow to match brynβs likeness. they both look happy and are having a good time, the sky behind them is a soft blue with fluffy, pinkish white clouds, little white stars are visible in the sky as well as well as a bright rainbow arched above brynβs back.
i wanna post this again bc its SO cute and love it sm i love drawing my oc with my friendsβ¦. π₯Ήπ§‘ its my guy and my friend @petziez.bsky.social !!! theyre playing in the sky together!! π₯°
[ #art #illustration #humanart #furry #fursona #furryart #oc #dreamcore #procreate ]
this morning i saw a guy sitting in the park. he was just sitting there reading a book, i think he was drinking a coffee or something too. what an asshole
21.06.2025 17:08 β π 1817 π 131 π¬ 49 π 9asking every flight attendant and pilot if theyβve heard of the fielder method
20.06.2025 18:27 β π 1756 π 64 π¬ 16 π 3commenting on ao3 fluff fics with "delete this youre in an echo chamber"
17.06.2025 14:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0