LowCalCalzoneZone

LowCalCalzoneZone

@lowcalcalzonezone.bsky.social

Neurodivergent optician πŸ€“ who likes facts and democracy πŸ’™

2,471 Followers 1,206 Following 6,533 Posts Joined Nov 2024
16 hours ago
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Y’all. πŸŽͺ

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/15/u...

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8 hours ago
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9 hours ago
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β€˜Mr. Nobody Against Putin’ Director: β€œThis is about how you lose your country β€” through small acts of complicity: when a government murders people on the streets, when oligarchs take over the media… we all face a moral choice. But even a nobody is more powerful than you think."

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12 hours ago
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An absolute psycho

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2 hours ago

The only time I'll say that this "email" should have been a meeting.

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2 hours ago

Fuck this motherfucker.

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14 hours ago
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CONAN: β€œFor the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, β€˜Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

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10 hours ago

1st Amendment, who is she?

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1 day ago

All we need is one person to leak the Epstein files and save... the world at this point.

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21 hours ago
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It's TIME!!!!

#Iran

#Epstein

#EpsteinFiles

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13 hours ago
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If I were a rabbit trying to use my phone.

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10 hours ago

Why can't I ever tell the difference between Whippets and Greyhounds?

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1 day ago
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Take the complete and utter lack of empathy and couple it with "walking around without legs" and you clearly have a President who is not capable of performing his job. Not that he was ever capable, but if the R's weren't so corrupt, he would have been 25th'd a long time ago.

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10 hours ago

I can relate!

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21 hours ago
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11 hours ago

Best shows ever

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11 hours ago

Can I just say if he were really fucking up a Twinkie, there would be cream and cake EVERYWHERE

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20 hours ago

These people are creepy, childish and just weird as shit and we should say it all the time.

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19 hours ago
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CARTOON OF THE DAY

(From slyngstad )

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12 hours ago

John Cusack's face

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12 hours ago

"Stop all these wars!!!!"
*roaring applause*
Anyway, here's Kiss From A Rose...

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12 hours ago

"Stop all these wars!!!!"
*roaring applause*
Anyway, here's Kiss From A Rose...

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12 hours ago

"Stop all these wars!!!!"
*roaring applause*
Anyway, here's Kiss From A Rose...

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12 hours ago

"Stop all these wars!!!!"
*roaring applause*
Anyway, here's Kiss From A Rose...

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12 hours ago

Stop all these wars!!!!
*roaring applause*
Anyway, here's Kiss From A Rose...

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12 hours ago

How do you get into fitting eyeglasses for movies?

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18 hours ago
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πŸ‘‡πŸ‘‡

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12 hours ago

That graph looks like a micropenis

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17 hours ago

Remember: There is nothing natural or inevitable about extreme inequality; it’s the result of an economic system that values wealth and power over human dignity and justice.

It doesn't have to be this way.

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13 hours ago

Apparently Burger King thinks they can fix us

#oscars

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