Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.

Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.

I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.

Has anyone tried to access #carefirst Customer Service by phone or computer in the last few hours? Can't get off hold on phone or receive access codes on both phone or email. Either something is broken or they win the Worst Customer Service award of the day. Anyone else having this problem? Thanks.

🗣️ @ossoff.senate.gov : “Remember — We were told MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. The wealthiest Cabinet ever. THIS IS THE EPSTEIN CLASS. They are the elites they pretend to hate. If you’re Bannon, how do you sell any of this?”

You mean he wasn't watching Kid Rock?

And yet she chose to watch it instead of Kid Rock's.

Kristi Noem: “We can't trust our government anymore.”

Dana Bash: “You are the government.”

Kristi Noem: “Yes, that’s what I’m saying.”

adios to the AMERICAN beef market...

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

Trump, Vance, Hegseth, Rubio. George calls them the Four Horseshits of the Apocalypse.

Okay, maybe not if they’re orange.

They must be so proud of their spawn.

He’s clearly too modest to vote for himself.

The issue isn’t that Maxwell lied throughout her entire proffer. She has been lying, deceiving and manipulating people her entire life. I expect it from her.

The issue is that the US Department of Justice gave her very tangible benefits already for those lies with more to come.

If only John Bolton had had the Epstein Files, his house never would have been raided.

Now he doesn't like the term "cease-fire?"

LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.

RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

I see an SNL skit in the making: Trump and Putin having their meeting at Sarah Palin's house.

Line forms to the left!

👇👇

The astonishing thing about Watergate, in contrast to today, is how the President was actually shamed into leaving office.

Imagine that: shame.

WTH?

CROWD BELOW: "Jump! Jump!"

I’m against Alligator Alcatraz, but if anyone deserves to be there it’s Ghislaine Maxwell.

We just went through a half-decade of sham censorship hearings in Congress, but it certainly seems like the government forced a comedian to get fired as a bribe to ensure a merger goes through.

Is that true? Let's have a hearing and find out.

Why would they show it to you first, J.D.?