the star to every wand'ring bark

the star to every wand'ring bark

@amelioratrix.bsky.social

Colourful cheerful witch.

78 Followers 30 Following 347 Posts Joined Aug 2023
4 days ago

Sing a song of sixpence
A pocket full of
(Beastie Boys) RYE

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6 days ago

My pet peeve in third person is shifting POV within scenes, which doesn't happen as much when you write first person. But I don't have a strong preference either way as long as the writing's good.

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1 week ago

Thanks now all I can think is "Look at this stuff, isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?"

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2 weeks ago

art of the deal, baby

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2 weeks ago

I'm sure her loved ones are thrilled to know her life was worth less than ten thousand euro

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2 weeks ago

You can turn that off, but I hate the way they put the format bubbles on the right AND the comments to the right of them, so there's all this wasted space on the left

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3 weeks ago

A few days ago, a friend asked me to make a FB group for our friend circle planning a tea party.

I made the group and invited six people.

SIX PEOPLE. It's for a tea party, at someone's house.

... wait for it ... (AI slop post 1/ ?)

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3 weeks ago
Online shopping listing for a trench coat that has a regular price of $84.99 crossed out,  followed by the "sale" price of $122.99.

Hmm no I think I'll take the regular price please

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3 weeks ago
Soviet 8 March poster. A woman waving the red banner reaches down to lift up a woman trapped in domestic and capitalist drudgery

Okay, 8 March it is!

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3 weeks ago

Boo hisss

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3 weeks ago

How do people feel about Sunday 1 or Sunday 8 March? Ambly and I could host

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1 month ago

Oh that sounds fun!

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1 month ago

I would love a collage from you

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1 month ago

Make them as birthday presents for friends and family?

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1 month ago

Kate Fleetwood, amirite?

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1 month ago
Kmart's "compressed lounge chair", an wrinkly looking armless lounge chair in beige

Kmart is trying to get into the boneless couch market with this uncircumcised looking entry

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1 month ago
Lavender sprigs in watercolour Gradient from orange to blue in watercolour

Messing about with watercolours

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1 month ago

I remind myself of it every time I embark on some new creative endeavour

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1 month ago
Image of Jake from Adventuretime against a background of a galaxy. "Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something" is superimposed.
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1 month ago

Hey they're just a baker, something that famously doesn't involve maths AT ALL!

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1 month ago

It's not as πŸ’•aestheticπŸ’• as the tiny ones in the ads, but it's a) free and b) here right now, which those tiny ones definitely aint

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1 month ago

Ambly came through with the goods!

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1 month ago

πŸ‘€ omg

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1 month ago

Got served an ad for a tiny watercolour set and now I'm trying to figure out how to create it for less money and/or shipping within Australia.

Have I ever painted watercolour before? No. But have I always had a burning desire to watercolour? Also no. But look, that palette was really cute okay?

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1 month ago

I guess I didn't realise how well their field plus influencing paid?

Anyway they've lost their relatability cred with me now. Wow.

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1 month ago

I just saw a reel from an influencer who pops up on my explore page every now and then. They mostly talk about topics relating to their field of expertise, which is admittedly a professional field.

Anyway, in this reel they said they owned SEVERAL Hermès bags. SEVERAL.

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1 month ago

Hmm this might explain a few things for me too

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1 month ago

Salt and paprika

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1 month ago

My dog is a people pleaser just like her parents

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1 month ago

Taffy was a very good girl and suffered being poked and prodded with grace and only a little bit of stress panting.

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