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Chris Abraham

@crzycanucklehed.bsky.social

Mostly retired Resident CBA and contract nerd for Stanley Cup of Chowder. One of the few white men left sans podcast. Professional napper and mediocre hockey player. Boston sports fan He/him

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Just absurd

05.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It played well though, decent defense, chipped in with an assist

05.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to skate with a trash can on the ice covering about a foot radius hole in the ice where the concrete below showed. That's a first for me

05.08.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"that's a cute baby, can I pet it?"
Adorable 6 year old as we're sitting down eating ice cream

08.07.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

03.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7389    πŸ” 4430    πŸ’¬ 443    πŸ“Œ 712
Brad Marchand in the players tribune:
"But, look, if we bring the Cup back to Boston, just know that I’m washed up β€” for real. I’m 29 now, and I have an infant daughter at home who gets up at seven every single morning. I need my sleep. 

The 16 nights in a row thing … that’s up to a whole new generation."

Brad Marchand in the players tribune: "But, look, if we bring the Cup back to Boston, just know that I’m washed up β€” for real. I’m 29 now, and I have an infant daughter at home who gets up at seven every single morning. I need my sleep. The 16 nights in a row thing … that’s up to a whole new generation."

Now, I know you’ve seen the pictures. In most of them, I am shirtless. But in my defense, I was 23 years old and I had just won the Stanley Cup. The whole week was a blur. The stories are pretty legendary. Most of them can’t be shared. But the backstory to that week is that right after we won, one of my buddies told me that the Blackhawks had partied for 16 days straight when they won the Cup.


So, me being competitive, it was my mission to top them.

It’s really a lesson for life, honestly. You gotta pace yourself.

We got to day seven or eight when we got a phone call from someone who shall remain nameless. Every player who was still in town got the same message: β€œAll right, boys, time to go back home. It’s over. Leave the city.”

We didn’t make it to 16 days, but I’m proud of that evacuation order. We earned it. I don’t think people understand just how difficult it is to win in this league, especially now. Even in the seven years since we won that Cup, the competition has gotten more intense, night in and night out.

Now, I know you’ve seen the pictures. In most of them, I am shirtless. But in my defense, I was 23 years old and I had just won the Stanley Cup. The whole week was a blur. The stories are pretty legendary. Most of them can’t be shared. But the backstory to that week is that right after we won, one of my buddies told me that the Blackhawks had partied for 16 days straight when they won the Cup. So, me being competitive, it was my mission to top them. It’s really a lesson for life, honestly. You gotta pace yourself. We got to day seven or eight when we got a phone call from someone who shall remain nameless. Every player who was still in town got the same message: β€œAll right, boys, time to go back home. It’s over. Leave the city.” We didn’t make it to 16 days, but I’m proud of that evacuation order. We earned it. I don’t think people understand just how difficult it is to win in this league, especially now. Even in the seven years since we won that Cup, the competition has gotten more intense, night in and night out.

Watching all the stories about Marchand partying in Florida reminded me of this from his 2018 players tribune article
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/bra...

20.06.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy fathers day dad, and to everyone who stepped up to help fill the void he left when he passed. Friends, neighbors, it truly takes a village. Miss you every day

16.06.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Goalies, injuries, finally falling off from losing their top 2 centers from the past 15 years and replacing them with Zacha and coyle (and Lindholm, who was real bad to start the year)

15.06.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sean Bergenheim Summer!

10.06.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We have lost the brilliant, creative mind of John Brenkus. He represented the part of nerd culture in sports that wasn't reflected by statistics or oddsmaking or prognostication, and fought through years of ESPN trying to water down or flat-out misrepresent the scientific findings. His work goes on.

02.06.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 154    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
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Yeah, but you would t get the pasta x nylander bonus

19.05.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And really, if I had to pick a member of the leafs core to poach it would be nylander

19.05.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Have you seen the bruins center depth? Prospects aren't going to be a 1c either

19.05.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ill take an auston matthews?

19.05.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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damn i wanted more hockey

18.05.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

in fairness, great job if you can get it. straddle the fence and then hem and haw unless its an obvious call

18.05.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well at least the squirrel wasn't the first one at the bird feeder...

13.05.2025 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Jets and Stars will complete a hockey game before the Charge and Victoire, despite starting two and a half hours later.

11.05.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

brad marchand just hates the leafs

10.05.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Linus Ullmark?

05.05.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what chart is that?

01.05.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2011 bruins style

28.04.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it ALT: michael jordan is wearing a suit and tie and says stop it
28.04.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

take a shot every time they say tough in this broadcast and youre trashed in 5 minutes

24.04.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

love how he came back for the shots, and then has to leave to get fixed up

24.04.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.04.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of a soon to be flat tire with a staple in the sidewall

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What's not nice though

18.04.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Picture of display showing the time as 4:20 and the temperature at 69 degrees

Picture of display showing the time as 4:20 and the temperature at 69 degrees

Nice day today

18.04.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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