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Chris Abraham

@crzycanucklehed.bsky.social

Mostly retired Resident CBA and contract nerd for Stanley Cup of Chowder. One of the few white men left sans podcast. Professional napper and mediocre hockey player. Boston sports fan He/him

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that was more contact than the last one smh

12.10.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"I wouldnt expect drake maye to be too aggressive"- launches a bomb downfield

12.10.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a child in a shark costume is walking on the beach . ALT: a child in a shark costume is walking on the beach .

yeah football!

12.10.2025 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its just wild. late, terrible call

12.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

who did pop push off of? there wasnt anyone within 10 yards of him?

12.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

too op, have to nerf

12.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They really going to go 4 straight tush pushes? Feel bad for jeurgens

10.10.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.

09.10.2025 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7289    πŸ” 2035    πŸ’¬ 194    πŸ“Œ 208

Ive seen enough. Bruins are elite

09.10.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But enough about my beer league team

09.10.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

little different than when Mac beat the bills in buffalo haha

06.10.2025 03:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have never said anything bad about borregales (do not fact check)

06.10.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

guess play to the whistle isn't applicable anymore?

06.10.2025 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

lot harder to fumble when nobody touches him, imho

06.10.2025 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

50% comfortable with that diggs catch

06.10.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell be playing more now :|

06.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
28.09.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

drake maye elite

28.09.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just brutal.

21.09.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Two birds... Austin's hammy?

21.09.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonzo come back

21.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The most impressive thing about this drive is tyquan Thornton being open 3 times, AND catching one

14.09.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mapu barely not getting left with him thanks to that sliver of white

14.09.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bye bye borregales... And Miami is ass

14.09.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just absurd

05.08.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It played well though, decent defense, chipped in with an assist

05.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got to skate with a trash can on the ice covering about a foot radius hole in the ice where the concrete below showed. That's a first for me

05.08.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"that's a cute baby, can I pet it?"
Adorable 6 year old as we're sitting down eating ice cream

08.07.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With this vote, Congress makes ICE the highest-funded federal law enforcement agency in history, with more money per year at its disposal over the next four years than the budgets of the FBI, DEA, ATF, US Marshals, and Bureau of Prisons combined.

03.07.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7328    πŸ” 4378    πŸ’¬ 435    πŸ“Œ 700
Brad Marchand in the players tribune:
"But, look, if we bring the Cup back to Boston, just know that I’m washed up β€” for real. I’m 29 now, and I have an infant daughter at home who gets up at seven every single morning. I need my sleep. 

The 16 nights in a row thing … that’s up to a whole new generation."

Brad Marchand in the players tribune: "But, look, if we bring the Cup back to Boston, just know that I’m washed up β€” for real. I’m 29 now, and I have an infant daughter at home who gets up at seven every single morning. I need my sleep. The 16 nights in a row thing … that’s up to a whole new generation."

Now, I know you’ve seen the pictures. In most of them, I am shirtless. But in my defense, I was 23 years old and I had just won the Stanley Cup. The whole week was a blur. The stories are pretty legendary. Most of them can’t be shared. But the backstory to that week is that right after we won, one of my buddies told me that the Blackhawks had partied for 16 days straight when they won the Cup.


So, me being competitive, it was my mission to top them.

It’s really a lesson for life, honestly. You gotta pace yourself.

We got to day seven or eight when we got a phone call from someone who shall remain nameless. Every player who was still in town got the same message: β€œAll right, boys, time to go back home. It’s over. Leave the city.”

We didn’t make it to 16 days, but I’m proud of that evacuation order. We earned it. I don’t think people understand just how difficult it is to win in this league, especially now. Even in the seven years since we won that Cup, the competition has gotten more intense, night in and night out.

Now, I know you’ve seen the pictures. In most of them, I am shirtless. But in my defense, I was 23 years old and I had just won the Stanley Cup. The whole week was a blur. The stories are pretty legendary. Most of them can’t be shared. But the backstory to that week is that right after we won, one of my buddies told me that the Blackhawks had partied for 16 days straight when they won the Cup. So, me being competitive, it was my mission to top them. It’s really a lesson for life, honestly. You gotta pace yourself. We got to day seven or eight when we got a phone call from someone who shall remain nameless. Every player who was still in town got the same message: β€œAll right, boys, time to go back home. It’s over. Leave the city.” We didn’t make it to 16 days, but I’m proud of that evacuation order. We earned it. I don’t think people understand just how difficult it is to win in this league, especially now. Even in the seven years since we won that Cup, the competition has gotten more intense, night in and night out.

Watching all the stories about Marchand partying in Florida reminded me of this from his 2018 players tribune article
www.theplayerstribune.com/articles/bra...

20.06.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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