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Quotes spoken in our house
The only nuggets my child will eat are Texas shaped
24.01.2026 21:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you use detergent?
07.01.2026 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0A search party is not a party! -5yo
20.12.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don't touch that there's load bearing cheerios up there
24.11.2025 19:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0how do you go bankrupt in Monopoly junior??
22.11.2025 02:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who?
08.11.2025 14:14 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
if you missed it, this is the mock-poster I made to celebrate KurtJMac reaching the Far Lands, using inspiration of national parks posters. :)
05.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 84 🔁 26 💬 3 📌 0wait wait wait, Pebble is back?
05.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04yo "Fight Club! Fight Club!"
Mom "WE DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB"
4yo, watching a video on iPad, turns to me, "What's a CeeDee?"
💿💀
"daaad. I broke Ken." *Comes out holding his head*
23.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04yo: Mom, you need to take a 5 because this is not working out.
29.08.2025 01:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know, that people born in the year 2000, have debt!?
24.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04yo: Stop it brain!
Me: what's your brain doing?
4yo: not amazing things!
"I no longer care! Lick the foam if you want to!"
20.07.2025 21:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Coloring book page of ebola virus
Me to 3yo: "We don't color on the chair, color the ebola virus instead"
19.07.2025 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04yo: I'ma a cupcake head and my jammies are my frosting!
My head is the cherry!
IM PINK
It's the best car ever made (aside from the interior plastics 😬)
24.06.2025 15:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Children's coloring book of Microscopic Monsters by Magnus Frederiksen
22.06.2025 23:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Children's coloring book "Microscopic Monsters" by Magnus Frederiksen colored in by a 3 year old. Page shown is House Dust Mite and Lamnacarus ornatus
3yo:
22.06.2025 22:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What kinda fruit do you want?
4yo: CHIPS
At Home Depot, looking at cactus near a salesman
4yo: We need the one that is WIC approved!
No? Thats the tank farm at the launch site not at Massys test site.
19.06.2025 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Chocolate Cake with piles of sprinkles and chocolate chips on top, surrounded by a "fence" of pretzel sticks
4yo: It has a fence!
16.06.2025 00:13 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 04yo: It tastes just like Bluey
14.06.2025 22:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 04yo: ITS TIME TO DIE!
03.06.2025 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 04yo to me: Maybe, when you get a little older, you can go somewhere else!
17.05.2025 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Give me your skin
10.05.2025 23:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to kiss you!
No you're sticky
