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Latest posts by gamble.deer.army on Bluesky

I’m gonna host a reality tv that’s like Biggest Loser but with height, and call it “America’s Got Taller”

04.08.2025 19:55 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

How many hard boiled eggs did you have to eat to stain your hands like that?

30.07.2025 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I want to go to a room party with this vibe.

30.07.2025 13:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why don’t we put all the ghouls together into some sort of large ghoul lake? … just thinking out loud.

22.07.2025 15:24 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Now it is, due to the passage of time.

10.07.2025 17:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’ve combined two of my favorite things into something that is fundamentally worse than the sum of its parts. 👺 I now have rage.

09.07.2025 16:22 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Wednesday

09.07.2025 16:15 — 👍 79    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

The lingonberries would be perfect for decorating the bloodstone.

02.07.2025 18:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you attending the meatball ceremony?

02.07.2025 18:11 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Yup, here you go.

23.06.2025 15:17 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Honey, it’s time for your metatarsal surgery.

23.06.2025 13:53 — 👍 56    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

Ship Anchor ⚓️

20.06.2025 00:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bell

19.06.2025 16:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Johnny English strikes again.

19.06.2025 16:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“He’s here”
“Who’s here?”
👉 “Hymn”

19.06.2025 13:50 — 👍 93    🔁 7    💬 6    📌 0

Feminine Bart Simpson be like; “eat my skirt”

11.06.2025 13:11 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

They forgot the drink AGAIN 😡😡😡

11.05.2025 13:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If live harpists replaced every Bluetooth speaker and DJ at a furry con I would be so grateful and happy.

11.05.2025 13:13 — 👍 27    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Ouchie!!! Be careful of that tower otherwise I will write you a letter of mark and reprisal.

28.04.2025 13:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chef Boyardee posts all his lasagna pics on his Chef Boy AD

28.04.2025 13:10 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

Be careful, those are the mean girls.

14.04.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now that’s some good taste 👌👌👌

14.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

:-( he just wants to scuttle

14.04.2025 18:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate to break this to you, but table 14 is Taurox and your parents.

14.04.2025 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Alright friends, comment below with where you are sitting.

(Bonus points if you can name all the characters)

14.04.2025 17:42 — 👍 12    🔁 1    💬 11    📌 0

9:16 am

29.03.2025 14:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dude be careful Yuri Andropov did that same thing, and Andropov died.

29.03.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just did the Cha Cha Slide and I gotta say, same here.

29.03.2025 13:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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It’s spring time, I can feel it in the air

25.03.2025 15:54 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

The return of the king

25.03.2025 15:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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