Sir St James

How much does the average human male penis weigh per inch of erect length? Asking for science after @subcub.bsky.social brought up "Eating 5 lbs of cock a week sounds like a lot." Chat GPT answer below. But basically, it's about 45 inches of dick, broken down however you like. 😉🍆

People won't research and make an informed choice, they'll use you and other anecdotes. If your posts mostly celebrate how good it feels & how it changed your life, any disclaimers will be ignored. Its important. You should take an actual stance & say "don’t do this", without “but it worked for me"

My boy's been making me proud this Locktober. 😈 I'm looking forward to what will happen either way if he wins or loses his wager...

Good boy. Let's be honest... you were waiting for Me.

Hi to all the new followers. I'm terrible about posting consistently. You'll have much better luck in my DMs.
Bulge and belly for image tax.

Looking good as always, my boy. I'm proud of your progress and the work you're putting in. Very lucky I didn't turn that plug on though. 😈 Looking forward to seeing you very soon.

All in all, not a bad birthday at all. Here's to 33!

Things I don't fit in: a twin bed...
But you know me... I'll always make it fit. 😈

Always love prowling with my partner. Dore Street Fair was a blur of sweat, smiles, and skin. Broke in my new Mr. S harness and got my boots blacked to a shine.

Now, off to Lazy Bear. Come say hello. I only bite as hard as you ask. I'm only here the first three days, so catch me if you can.

I came to hydrate and devastate. And boy, I’m all out of water.

Nobody cause that should be locked away safely, boy. 😉

This made my morning. But I do feel very sorry for this Dasher. 😂😂😂

"Well. If you don't know by now what I need... You're never gonna."
"It's still hot to hear you say it."
"I want your cock in my ass."

Three loads in my partner in less than 24 hours. I'll take that. 😈

Good boy!

Alive Blade is best Blade.
I am happy that you are still here. The world is brighter with you in it.
This too shall pass. It may pass like a kidney stone. But it'll pass.
Those who truly care will fight alongside and support you. You absolutely will live up to our love. You already do every day. 💜

Mannequin torso wearing a sweater with hands behind its back, wrists crossed.

A mannequin sighted in the wild. Why yes I would like to practice my wrist ties. 😏

I'm on the prowl again. I'll be in Columbus, Ohio for a few days for work. Who's gonna form the welcome wagon? 😉

"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon... I was barely involved."

I have been seriously "zapped" by static shock (hard enough to hurt) three times in the last few days. Maybe I'm developing my supervillain powers...

This right here. You ever *really* want to understand me? I communicate/emote a lot of the time through music. Want to know my current mood? Ask what I've listened to recently.

"No broken toys." Aftercare is non-negotiable. I play rough, I leave marks, but my boys know I’ll always make sure they’re okay. Being a Dom isn’t about selfishly using people —it’s about care, connection, consistency, and trust. That’s where the real power lies: in the gift of submission.

“Brokeback Mountain” hits different today. Growing up in the South, figuring out my sexuality often meant being a "chemistry set" for straight/closeted guys. It was hot until it wasn’t. I feared ending up like Jack Twist. I didn’t, but the story still aches—watch it again if it’s been a while.

Any week where I get to play both my #D&D games in the same week is a good week in my book. It means we've defeated the toughest enemy of all- scheduling!!

*growl* That's mine. And I'm so proud of the work that he's putting into every area. Happy birthday, boy.

Had a weird dream last night:
I work in places with overhead catwalks. I was working and I looked up. And they're filming gay porn in the catwalks. Full production crew lighting, the works. The boss said "Ignore them. They're making a big donation." 😂

My current pair of jeans... The zipper refuses to stay up. Every available opportunity... Fly is down. I'll just take it to mean a boy is thinking about getting in my pants. 😈

Grab you by the ankles, haul you flat, get your boots off the bed... Then pin you down with my full weight to say hello.

I spent way too much time trying to make a clever post to put on Twitter about how I'm now over here. The bathroom in this Air B&B has at least four mirrors to play with...

Reposting my most liked twitter photo here. For posterity and all that jazz.
Mornin, boys.