arin hanson

i hear a tantrum in this damn chili's

i hold no allegiance to anyone like i do with some random alt girl on tiktok that taught me how to do eyeliner

wait this is just smiling friends

a crisis line but for minor things. im sad while my man is out of town? i should get to call a rando and bitch about it for free

but your dad just calls me katya

getting a manticore tattoo bc I, too, was created and then widely regarded as an abomination to god

I want the pickle priest on every smosh channel

mf knew that falling down on camera was less embarrassing than his answer to that question.

have a nice day, have a wonderful fuckass day, have a god damn beautiful motherfucking piece of shit great day you fuckin asshole

i have at least 5 women that i haven't spoken to in 10 years that i need to call RIGHT NOW

i have a responsibility to my 2 follows to bust early and often

ted bundeez nuts

aunt tifa? I don't know her

why did they have to fuck up the dub for saiki k like that

I saw someone call it the oogie boogussy and my life has never been the same

to shit, perchance to piss

pee-ner

i'm tired of people telling me that the houston texans aren't real. obviously they are not real in the literal sense. i don't think anyone is saying they are. but they impart lessons that have a lot of truth to them. god never intended them to be taken at face value

my popcorn is almost ready

my grad program starts today!! im gonna throw up in my socks

shocker that the dude who had a 17yo girlfriend at 36 doesn't have the best judgement

most important headline from the last 24 hours i think

the lord is my shepherd, i shall not wipe

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

i understand that u shouldn't move states when ur sick of life because "wherever you go, there you are," but if i see one more mf i know at the grocery store...

today's affirmation: im completely normal in meetings, no i don't look like a gangly shrimp that's afraid to speak

i love you will all my heart and kia soul

i swear it's all i see on this app

I painted my nails