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I understand this may muck up some carefully-crafted narratives, but KAT has, by far, the best individual plus/minus on the Knicks this season:

1. Towns: +336
2. Brunson: +266
3. OG: +244
4. Bridges: +234
5. McBride: +220
6. Hart: +165
7. Mitch Rob: +84
8. Shamet: +81

Without the dots, it looks like polygraph test results from a pathological liar.

No. No no no no no. Please don’t remake my favorite (non comedy) tv series of all time. Please, I beg you…Ryan Coogler, you say?

Maybe we get a 3-way at #Revolution? Would spice things up. Have to say FTR vs Bucks again is pretty tired.

a basketball player laying on the floor with his head in his hands ALT: a basketball player laying on the floor with his head in his hands

Apparently Tyrese Haliburton has Shingles. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy. Get well soon you cheesy buffoon.

I’ll go first…

Name: Hollywoodland ⭐️

Main: Toni Storm 🎥
Mid: Dalton Castle 🦚
Tag: Outrunners 🏃‍♂️‍➡️🏃‍♂️‍➡️
Heavy: Danhausen (still on the roster page!) 😈
Valet: Luther 🎩

ALT:

Snowed in & bored #AEW game: Create your own faction!

Rules:
1. Must include 1 main eventer, 1 mid-carder, a tag team & a heavy/enforcer
2. Can’t include anyone who’s been in an AEW faction together before (tag/trios is OK)
3. Name your faction
4. Bonus—add a manager, valet or inter-gender member!

Stupid rule and arbitrary no. of games. If anything it should just be 42 games (or 1/2 season + 1) to be eligible. Let the voters decide if you missed too many games or not after that.

My fav is when our cat drops a piece of his food in his water bowl then proceeds to chew you out for the next 3 hours until you figure out how you’ve insulted his ancestors.

Oh I’m not working. I’m a teacher 😂

More that I can’t get to a pistachio latte and can’t relax because my kid has the stomach bug. 🤮

Half or less of the US voting population actually turn(ed) out to vote. At most no one can claim more than 25% support. Max. Like ever.

Can I get Beta Ray Bill already, #Marvel?!?!

Jealous.

* More steals than Evan Mobley or Rudy Gobert

* More double-doubles than Luka Dončić or Cade Cunningham

* More assists than Amen Thompson or Isaiah Hartenstein

* A higher plus/minus than Jaylen Brown and Anthony Edwards

This season, Karl-Anthony Towns has:

* More rebounds than Nikola Jokić or Victor Wembanyama

* More points than Stephen Curry or LaMelo Ball

* More made 3-pointers than Devin Booker or Shai Gilgeous-Alexander

ICYMI — The FBI director flew there on the taxpayer dime on a private jet to do this…

Kash in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

Knew (hoped?) the shooting would progress to the mean for a shooter of his caliber because it’s a necessity for any sustained success.

Knicks win. Play Diawara next time, assholes.

Breen can’t believe Chicago doesn’t foul there as if they’re not trying to lose as many games as possible this season. 😂 Glad our guy still thinks there’s dignity in the game. #Knicks win. Go get some rest.

This is two consecutive fourth quarters where Karl-Anthony Towns has gotten on decision-making hot streaks, which is big time. Consequential moments where he's caught a rhythm making the right read play after play and doing so in a very aggressive way.

Def some tired legs. Lots of TOs. Generally sloppy game. NBA needs to do a better job scheduling.

OK, Mikal, I see you 👌

Something something Brunson to KAT pick and rolls/pops.

Something something excellent KAT game.

Something something OG defense.

Something something Mikal nothing burger.

I get its 2nd of a B2B, after traveling, but just freakin play better #Knicks.

#Knicks defense has been pretty solid here but it’s fucking Barnum & Bailey’s out there on offense.

Bench played such a key role last night but are all a negative on the night tonight for #Knicks

This game is drunk.

You know the refs missed a call when OG is pissed. #Knicks looking to push the lead back up w/ the unit that started the comeback vs. Houston.

Brown’s giving him a shot after easing him in the last two games. As much as I like the signing, they’ll see soon enough Mo is the better rotation piece right now. Come playoffs, both should be situational.

Stupid end to that 3Q after going up 13. #Knicks need to put this one away.