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dear US friends, when a sitting president (re)builds the seat of government, it almost always means the president has no intention of leaving at the end of term. your African friends with decades of experience

Somewhere in the United States someone who invested their life savings into an inflatable frog costume business to the dismay of everyone that knew them is having the best week of their life and handing I Told You Sos to those who doubted them.

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The moon was out during the daytime your honor the laws of gods and men were suspended

My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick

It’s time to take this movement global. Let’s march on Buckingham Palace

Y’all here is a fun fact: Portland has a brand new volunteer organization called “operation inflation” that allows people to borrow inflatable costumes for protests. They just started a couple weeks ago and have like a 160 costume library (and counting because people keep donating).

i think footage of soldiers mowing down a crowd of people who are all wearing big inflatable frog costumes would be pretty tough for the human race to ever recover from, psychologically

liberal: it's awful when palestinian children are slaughtered [minutes go by] I've been fired

conservative: it's great to be here at the annual meeting of the Adolf Hitler Fan Club, I've prepared some jokes
[two years elapse] with the benefit of age and wisdom, I now repudiate my callow remarks

went to a farm stand, bought elephant garlic as big as my palm, spent all day simmering it in a soup. this is what life is truly about.

Sometimes our contribution is to stay out of the way.

To not project our insecurities or fears on others willing to take political risks we’re not ready to take. To not make it harder for those ready to fight the good fight.

I do not actually think "bipartisanship" is good when the "bipartisanship" is "Antonin Scalia writes that entire groups of people are disposable subhumans who don't deserve rights and then he and his bestie RBG hang out at the opera afterwards."

when was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?

gotta remember to savor these little things

If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights

The ONLY way you will not end up disabled in your life is by suddenly dying.

I’m convinced that adulthood is just feeling the most earth-shattering grief of your entire life while trying to do practical tasks and appear normal. year after year the grief somehow gets worse even though you kind of think it can’t. can anyone confirm or

Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.

Sending you extra love today. I see so much of you in his face 💜

I don’t really understand the people who think we shouldn’t situate the current moment in context of the last 25 years in American politics, including the actions of the three Democrats who were president during that time

i came here tonight expecting to have a nice stroll around a corn maze and a relaxing hayride and all you've done is frighten me at every turn.

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among biblical scholars there's little disagreement that, when it comes to plagues, the "good one" is frogs

seperate the art from the artist. get that shit away from them, we need to stop them.

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

You're sitting on a kicksled, whizzing through the snow. A warm, kind presence is guiding the sled behind you, her mittened hand resting on your back. You feel very, very loved -- and very, very safe.

There is a radio in the distance. A radio of the world. Playing sounds - Good morning, Elysium. Soon you will return to the world.

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

Thank you so incredibly much for support! Truly appreciate it and just 94% of the way to go!

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It is not our job to determine if resistance is hopeless. It is our duty to render it effective, at all possible points, while we are alive. It is the future that will determine if our efforts were victorious, not the present. To act fully in the present means to never face defeat.