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🐽👅👅👅👅👅👅

10.01.2026 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suffer from the related condition, Oxpecker Rhino Syndrome. I need to slam any man much bigger than me like he owes me money.

18.12.2025 12:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Never getting up

02.12.2025 21:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That looks like heaven

04.11.2025 00:30 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not liking that the same social media where I see comically giant AI muscles that distract me from the fascist dystopia is the same place people want to remind me of the fascist dystopia. Really need the gays to pick a lane.

09.10.2025 13:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I am 85% hot, 29.58% crazy, which places me in the marriage zone. Hot/Crazy Scale Test, as known from internet pop culture.

🤷🏻‍♂️

29.09.2025 15:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just @ me mini

06.07.2025 13:34 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bounty. Just as gross as Mounds but everyone is precious about it because it’s foreign.

01.07.2025 02:31 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can confirm

01.06.2025 13:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Dad?

24.05.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BIIIIIIIIG

10.05.2025 20:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ASL is a language with its own vocabulary and grammar. While most people who speak ASL also understand written English, they're not fungible.

13.04.2025 13:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤜🏻

25.03.2025 20:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Miss that meat dude

22.03.2025 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love that we’ve reached a point where cultures have merged and there are 20something twunks calling them “gay festivals” and not circuit parties. 🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

08.03.2025 15:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Please.

24.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’ve been a solid 2 for years now, but I love working on depth and I’ll get to a 3… one day.

07.01.2025 18:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s a metal cockring I might not be terrified to use.

15.12.2024 13:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Dark and moody #fcf for this blustery winter day.

13.12.2024 14:23 — 👍 128    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 🤤

10.12.2024 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Be right there!

05.12.2024 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Back at ya bud. 🤤😈

27.11.2024 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We’ll have to introduce it to your throat next time I’m in Chicago. 😈

26.11.2024 17:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Even daddies need daddies!

26.11.2024 16:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lend me a hand pup?

24.11.2024 02:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TIL!

19.11.2024 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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First #FCF. Be gentle. I won’t.

15.11.2024 11:39 — 👍 116    🔁 4    💬 11    📌 0
14.11.2024 11:38 — 👍 123    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

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