Keir Hardly (he/him)

It’s great that we’ve solved men’s mental health issues and managed to make hoodie manufacturers rich at the same time.

Cyclists that ride two by two on roads. It’s for safety - understandable.

Cyclists who ride two by two on shared narrow paths with pedestrians - probably dickheads.

Are there any Scottish based mental health researchers/research networks on Bluesky? #MentalHealth #Scotland

Previous generations mid life crisis have involved expensive cars etc. My millennial mid life crisis is starting to roller blade.

I’ve met a few folks called Mark Chapman in my time. All born post 1980.

I just assume their parents hated John Lennon.

Every inch of Liam appears to be screaming “I must not like this! I AM MAN” #TheApprentice

Email summary - Sherlocks Holmes greatest mystery Are humans naturally monogamous.

An asexual coded character doesn’t seem the include choice to puzzle this out TBH

I find the #4nationsfaceoff stuff really interesting. It’s like a lot of North Americans are discovering that international competition is quite good actually…

*taps freeze ray* realistically this baby will do absolutely bupkiss about that.

Where abouts are all the #R folks on here? I’m trying to learn markdown at the minute.

Every time Keir is on screen on #TheApprentice I whisper to myself “don’t be a dick, please don’t be a dick”

Oh aye. Must have been something in the overly complex instructions given before the question that disqualified it.

They put it in the wrong category. It’s not an Orkney ferry!

I occasionally get sounds, like the sci fi alarm on my phone, “stuck” in my ears - repeating as if I’m still hearing them. I kinda have that with OH-Ban now…

Dear lord. Heard Lisa Tarbuck pronouncing Scottish ferry ports on #Pointless is painful. OOH-BAN! jeezo.

The Robbie Williams film is actually really quite good. Suspect it might end up a creeping cult classic TBH.

We’ll have to have a caucus to discuss this.

🎶 Whoa oh here she comes
Watch out ants she'll chew you up
Whoa oh here she comes
She's an anteater

Bravo!

Make sure you use green font.

I’m willing to bet you could do the same on your home computer using R or similar. It would probably only take marginally longer as well.

“Woah, you calculated those odds based on a really small dataset really quickly”

I love these “supercomputer predicts outcome of X sporting event” - as if the processing power of a supercomputer is needed to predict a sporting event’s outcome…

Anyway as you were.

Apparently Bonnie Tyler was not all that happy with the school boy aesthetic and accused the director of being a pre-vert.

This is utterly random - well not utterly but in the context of this interaction it is - everytime I see pervert written down or hear someone say it I think of a clip about the total eclipse of the heart music video.

Is it just part of getting older that minor abrasions and wounds take longer to heal? Or should I be concerned.

Which is getting to the point of worrying me TBH. Never used to bleed this much for this long. But also never used to shave my head…

Perils of shaving head - discovering I bleed a lot and for a long time.

They never seem to understand how IQ works. They always go “bigger number brain go brrrrr”