Kenny Stewart

47% of people think immigration is primarily illegal. There were 4% irregular arrivals in March

New YouGov polling. A monumental failure of our political class to educate, a monumental failure of our media to report fairly, for a generation

must we, though

I like how any time anyone hears a car’s tyres screech now everyone’s just like “probably Spider-Man”.

The problem with email is people keep sending more of them.

The Republican governor of Texas has directed state police to arrest his Democratic opponents

Taco, my golden cocker spaniel, on the couch looking a cross between done in and despondent.

When you’ve just watched Aberdeen’s opening game of the season.

Aye, that’s all fair. We looked miles of the pace. Poor Yengi, I hope he can flush that one and start again.

Exactly, I don’t think so, I can’t see him voting for anyone who wants to be voted for, other than Leslie Knope.

That was… not good.

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding football

(I can’t imagine he’d have voted Harris either.)

If you think Ron Swanson would vote Trump you have fundamentally misunderstood everything about that character.

Oh no Yengi.

Football is wonderful, and long live VAR.

Football is terrible, I don’t want it to be back. Send it away again.

And, I think, a microwave and oven?

I can’t speak for Taco but I personally didn’t particularly enjoy our walk this morning.

Wait, what? That doesn’t sound very much like verification?

I am.

It felt like the different channels were competing to see who could miss most.

Out with the dog and ran into a neighbour and was pretty stunned by his hoodie until I realised it was folded in an unfortunate manner and actually said ‘BAHAMAS’.

It doesn’t make any sense that it’s good, but everyone says it’s good. Baffling.

The little notification dot on the DMs tab because I haven’t verified my age is disproportionately annoying.

tbf this does sometimes happen. We get it, you had your own king once.

Should Britain remain a member of the ECHR?

Yes 58%
No 29%

Much party/media pressure on the leader of the Opposition to shift to the side with half of the support! Often predicated on the mistaken media/political assumption that is the popular side of the argument

(Sunday Times)

I on the other hand am starting a new save as we speak.

Ok, I actually did this. I’ve got five versions on steam - roughly one every three years since 2010 - and across the five of them I have played 3,622 hours, or 151 days solid.

I actually haven’t played for a good wee while myself but even if I were to go and look at how many hours I’ve logged just on versions I’ve bought via steam, never mind all the Amiga and desktop PC efforts, it would be quite spectacular.

is the problem with young men that they are not playing enough Championship Manager these days