@harmlesscryptid.bsky.social

I'm just a little weirdo who likes a little bit of everything. You'll see anything from cybersecurity to shitposts on here. Welcome to my little corner of chaos.

167 Followers 90 Following 126 Posts Joined Apr 2025
4 days ago

Hello wrong jacket weather.

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5 days ago
My therapist leading me through guided imagery: Now imagine yourself floating serenely down the river

Me:

And I'm getting my feet nibbled by little fishies :3
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5 days ago
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Work!

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5 days ago
Default oblivion pc bendu olo shirtless wearing the amulet of kings. Text says "tummyache survivor"

damn, sending this in hopes it helps

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Human brain cells on a chip learned to play Doom in a week Neuron-powered computer chips can now be easily programmed to play a first-person shooter game, bringing biological computers a step closer to useful applications

2026, man

www.newscientist.com/article/2517...

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1 week ago

I got the urge to go hang out in the woods and play with some moss.

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1 week ago

I love slamming two words together to make an unholy amalgamation word.

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1 week ago

Good grief. It smells like Grandpa Goat in garlic sauce in here.

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2 weeks ago

A nap might fix me right now. Unfortunately I currently have no place to nap.

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2 weeks ago

(hit grunt -- Martin is taking damage)

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3 weeks ago

The thing about the colder months that gets me more than anything is the dryness. My poor hands are cracked to hell and back. I gotta put on lotion for the 10000000th time today.

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3 weeks ago
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Losing our words is a writer’s worst nightmare. Don’t forget to backup your work.
#WriteSky #WritingCommunity #5amWritersClub

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1 month ago

This is genius. I am going to have to start doing this.

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1 month ago

Still can't get over this dude

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1 month ago

The great thing about it getting warmer is the ice is melting. The bad thing about the ice melting though is my yard is becoming quite swampy. I suppose the fairy ring that lives in my yard likes it though.

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October 12th 2024
Chrysanthemums

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1 month ago

I love it when a game content flags for "implied sexuality" because sometimes that means "the narrative textually acknowledges that sex exists", and sometimes that means "well, you can't see ALL of the protagonist's cock", and you never know which one you're going to get.

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1 month ago

Did you just explode a guy into a dozen bloody chunks, but one of the chunks is floating in the air and still talking to you? You're playing a Bethesda game, baby!

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1 month ago
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Discord faces backlash over age checks after data breach exposed 70,000 IDs Discord to block adult content unless users verify ages with selfies or IDs.
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1 month ago

Pretty sure elder memes and Dagoth Ur were some of the first ones I started following when I joined up.

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1 month ago

Winter. When your skin gets too dry and static comes to live in your clothes.

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1 month ago
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Happy birthday Mewtwo!! 🥳🥳

#Pokemon30

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1 month ago

Ugh. This ice really doesn’t want to melt. I should stock up on more of the ice melt stuff for next winter because man did I underestimate how much I needed.

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1 month ago
Toad questions Frog about the veracity of his ghost story, an animated look on his face.

From "Shivers"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“Frog,” asked Toad, “did this really happen?”

“Maybe it did, and maybe it didn’t,” said Frog.

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1 month ago

I hate it when I go to sneeze but it just keeps charging like some kind of DBZ attack that takes 3 episodes to complete. Like damn, let’s sneeze and get the hell off Namek already.

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1 month ago
Three panel comic. Panel 1: gym setting. One guy sees another guy across the gym with huge muscles. He remarks, “whoa! That dude is yolked!” Panel 2: a girl working out next to him says, “ugh, why do guys even want to get that big?” Panel 3: the extremely jacked guy is walking away with a slight smile. He is imagining himself dapping up a group of huge gorillas who are all happy and smiling, accepting him as one of their own.
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