It’s that time of the year again. Where one gets an overwhelming urge to make a lot of soup.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.

I got really warm and cozy and accidentally fell asleep on my lunch break. Oops. Oh well, got a nice 20 minute nap in before I had to go back to work. I recommend it, if you’re able. It’s quite refreshing

A painting of a bird beside the text "i didn't want to see that shit!"

The downside of the days getting colder is that I get cozier in the bed. Makes getting up harder because I am way too comfy.

People desperate for some kind of answers will look for signs in everything. Like the way the wax melts on a candle or the way a bird flew away when they got too close. Sometimes things are just random and they are ignoring signs that are blatantly out in the open. Like that no parking anytime sign.

An option piece from the times newspaper. Originally it said "did women ruin the workplace". Now it says "did having to work ruin the workplace"

I fixed the title

Me when I try to politely tell my friends to leave their toxic relationships behind.

There’s a pot of coffee calling my name. (My coffee maker beeps when it’s done.)

This is complete hogwash

Warlock: *reading spellbook* ARGH!

Wizard: what's wrong?

Warlock: I'm trying to find this book's terms and conditions.

Wizard: it doesn't...have...any?

Warlock: what sorcery is this.

Sorcerer: Don't you bring me into this.

Toad opened his present from Frog. It was a beautiful new clock.

Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities

Jimmy Kimmel opens ‘Big, Beautiful Food Bank’ as Snap cuts hit families amid shutdown

The late-night host invites food and essential donations at his Hollywood center to support Los Angeles charities
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

boss: (pointing to motivational poster) this is why i work

me: that is me crying

boss: haha yeah

a blue trivial pursuit box, a Battleship game set-up, and 2 jars of "slime"

Not food-related but important news! Congrats to the newest inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame (right here in beautiful Rochester, NY) for 2025:

-Trivial Pursuit
-Battleship
-Slime

Hey can you do me a favor and transform with me to be a larger boss monster? Yeah the hero is coming so can we use our magic to become greater than the sum of our parts? Could you invite a few friends too? I don't want to fight them by myself. I would really appreciate it.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

A painting of a bird beside the text "what the fuck happened?"

Oh hey, wasn’t this featured on a Tool album? Pretty cool regardles.

A long snooze would fix me, I think. Or like a hot tub soak. I don’t have access to a hot tub so a snooze it is.

Felt cute, might delete later

(Radio announcer voice) This week has been brought to you by - Absolute Bullshit. Absolute Bullshit, you’ve never seen such audacity.

I once played DnD with a group of people of all ages. The 9 year old at the table was the one that suggested we waterboard a goblin for information.

Playing DND with 9 year
olds comes in two flavors

1. Trying to find ways to
resolve things and make the Zombie our friend

2. Doing things that are
recognized as war crimes

what do you mean it’s Thursday. surely yesterday was Saturday.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

It's fun when a song's call to dance involves preparatory steps not ordinarily involved in the process of dancing. "Get up, get down" is straightforward – perhaps it's directed at people who are currently sitting? – while "open the door, get on the floor" raises several questions.

Today is a day to incoherently scream into a pillow. Or into the void. Either works