Me, Oh Well

Color theory is fucked.

Orrrrr, crazy idea... People genuinely like you.

I get feeling like theres no way people actually like you but people don't look at you and see the same things you see in yourself...

They usually are better at seeing the good in you than you are... I know that better than most, I feel..

You're fine. Seriously.

I don't have an issue with you and I can be pretty judgemental at times. Of course my opinion isn't the end all be all but... Seems like other people like you as well so, you can't be all bad.

... Oh shit, was that bad advice? Did I fuck it up?

Nevermind, if that was shit ignore everything I said.

Everyone here has issues.

Picking the wrong person to say that too... If anyone could get it, yeah its probably me.

Look, you're fine. A bit weird but who isn't? You are not the worst person in the world or some shit. You're Battat, and that can be a good thing or a bad thing. Don't let it be a bad thing.

Its funny how bald people have to wear hats during summer so their head doesn't get burned.

God I'm so hot or something.

Don't get me wrong, we have faults of course... shouldn't ignore them but.. We tend to think things are so much worse than they really are.

If I've learned anything from growing up... Which I probably have learned quite a bit, just a little.

It's that half the negative things you believe about yourself aren't nearly as true as you think they are...

Sounds harsh.

*They kiss Mokou on the forehead and then pull themselves closer to Mokou so Mokou's head is in their chest. Why are they like this.*

Yknow... If I didn't want to see you worked up...

I wouldn't have done this in the first place~~

Gay

Yyeep

Saying that as if I'm much better.

I'm plenty gross too, I can handle it..

I wouldn't mind you being filthy with me...

See that's a tough thing because.... I don't really care about this. I mean you're fine but you're also just me, I'm just doing this for fun.

No offense.

What do you want me to do?

Fries.

Why? What's wrong, cutie~?

Wow.
Very self indulgent.

Hehehe... You're so cute.

I'm literally not even that hot.

*Kris moves themselves closer to Mokou so their pelvis is right up against Mokou's stomach and wraps their legs around Mokou. Sorry.*

So much for leaving, huh?

[Anathema clutch.]

Ooh? Oh my hips? Brave...

How do you feel?

*since the other Kris is taller with the heels they pull the other Kris into their chest. Im sorry.*

This is rather narcissistic.

[For thousands of years I lay dormant... Who dares disturb my-

Oh.. Its you assholes.]

//Anathema clutch.

//Look. All I'm saying is we can fix this.