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So much of right wing ideology boils down to "If you ignore that I'm not right, I'm basically right"

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Me: It's OK to realize "I do not feel loved here," and leave a place.
Judge: You can't leave. This is your trial.

You know that thing where your spouse is mad at you because of something you did in a dream they had? MAGA is basically that.

I want to live my life in such a way that I never have to clarify my stance on Hitler.

hay it me!

Some days, I wish I didn't have ethics. I'd say something stupid and racist, then complain online about "cancel culture" or "DEI" or whatever the latest buzzword is, then open up a gofundme account and just watch the money roll in.

a white rabbit is sitting on a bed with its mouth wide open ALT: a white rabbit is sitting on a bed with its mouth wide open

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There's way too many content creators out there. What we need are more content destroyers.

#FJF #FilthyJokeFriday
Mrs. McKenna, a teacher in Aberdeen, was teaching her students about the pandemic of 2020. She asked them, “Can anyone use the word ‘contagious’ in a sentence?”

Aislinn raised her hand. “Da went out to mow the lawn, and mum said it would take that cunt ages to finish.”

Trade deals are complex legally-binding treaties. They can run 1000s of pages in length, and even a "fast track" deal takes 3-4 years to fully negotiate. 90 deals in 90 days? These guys have no fukkin idea what they're doing, and it shows.

"Sh0t in the head" is quite the reach, even for MAGA.

Hey friendos. I know the world is shit right now, but I hope that the nonsense I post makes you smile and forget your troubles for a moment. bunneh loves you all! <3

Happy July 4th, AKA White People's Freedom from Fancier White People Day!

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America was such a bitch on Thursday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Friday? I don't think so, ho.

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Say what you want about Lauren Boebert, but at least she'll never default on a college loan.

I like my coffee like I like my fellow man:
I do not like coffee.

So you don't like it when I talk about ghosts having sex with owls? Well, boo-fucking-hoo.

OK but nobody really needs ChatGPT. Just ask me anything and bunneh will happily generate confident sounding nonsense... at a fraction of the resource consumption!

Hell, half the time, I don't even remember to drink water.

Hey, you bought the ticket. Might as well take the ride. 😇

Sex with bunneh is like a carnival ride. First you hand your ticket to a toothless carney, then there's a lot of screaming, and the whole thing is over in about 3 minutes.

If had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd start thinking about you.

#FJF #FilthyJokeFriday
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?"

The horse replies, "My alcoholism is destroying my life and tearing my family apart."

This is not to say that I've stopped hating him, or that I'm going to stop fighting. I'm just tired of hearing about his stupid, pointless shit and acting like it's surprising or unexpected. I'm not going to give them the satisfaction anymore. (3/3)

I'm done being mad, because that's what the cult wants. They want us to react, they want us to be pissed. They get a perverse joy when we react to the idiocy. Honestly, if you removed every single word except "triggered" and "libtard" from their vocabulary, nobody would notice the difference. (2/3)

Every morning the headlines are "Stupid guy does stupid shit" and I've stopped being surprised by it. Alcatraz? That tracks. Movie tariffs? On-brand. Tomorrow he's probably going to sign an EO saying it's illegal for cargo ships to NOT dock in American ports anymore, or something equally stupid. 🧵

I guess today is May the 4th, so live long and prosper or whatever. Nerds.