Beijing Beef

Khushi Patel

Tiffany Mai Tran

it’s summer time, grab your beach balls

Emithejuicybrat blueberry

Dva bubble butt balloon

Duplikate blueberry

Some thangs done recently

“Wow Natsuki, you really blew up on us in the literature club today, you have such an explosive temper!” :^)

“Happy Valentine’s Day, daddy… just don’t let me explode or anything, mkay?”

Uh… I thinks she’s full… 💥

Your Chubby Indian gf forgot to buy you a Valentine’s Day gift, but luckily she’s GREAT at improvising

Trans fat bubble butt ass getting me through these difficult times rn
so u will see more USN Vietnamese cheeks

Also bro I’ve done like 5 different versions of the Natsuki pic I promised a while back and it’s still kicking my ass, once I have a version I’m proud of I’ll post it I promise lol

:^) proud of this face I drew so making u all look at it again

Google what does “Mình sắp nổ rồi” mean and why does this blue Vietnamese Sailor woman keep moaning it between sloshes and groans

Friends! Guess who just had a family member put into a psych ward!!!

In unrelated news… Art will be delayed a lil, and I might be opening comms soon because I need money.

Ty to the moots for being cool! And thank you to everyone who follows for liking my silly lil B’loons.

I’ll be back soon!

Miku's Air Ass

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My end of a trade with @beijingbeef.bsky.social ! You can check out their fantastic end of the trade https://bsky.app/profile/beijingbeef.bsky.social/post/3ld4zt4l4wk2z
#bodyinflation #inflation #arttrade #nsfw #art #trade #oc

So… turns out “Hokus Pokus Explodey Splodus!” Is NOT what you’re supposed to yell when your Witch friend opens her spell book… 💣💥

Lil gift for
@witchybigness.bsky.social
I whipped up real quick just cause I like their character design

A fun BOO-looning spirit
for a trade with @chubnbass.bsky.social , their ghost gal Wu jie is using their ghastly powers to cause mischief

Their end rocked too so check it out when it’s up!!!!

Pro: You get to go on a cool helicopter flight with the hot Vietnamese chick in the funny looking wetsuit!

Con: Your helicopter ride is looking more and more like a Blimp ride (she’s not slowing down…)

HM3 Tiffany Tran reporting for booty!
-I mean duty!
Skills include:

-(Conditionally) qualified US Navy corpsman and rescue swimmer.

-fluent in Vietnamese (also took 1 dueling Spanish lesson 💅)

-(Extremely) willing to turn into a human life raft

-Winner of the “best ass” award at her command 👏

This was supposed to just be a warm up sketch

beach that makes you orb. 'zamtria what happened?' 'i got orb'

{ #girlgas }
sketch comm for @songofswelling.bsky.social!
beach ball 🫧🦈🫧

Indian woman experiences the horrors of fruit flavored gum

NEW OC🗣️

This is Khushi Patel.
She likes Iced coffee, Netflix dramas, and fruit flavored gum :^)

i dont even play overwatch

Is it her suit inflating, or is it her?

Anyways, their characters have sometimes been better that way tbf

Friday Night Flation
In.. flation- GF is hot 🙃
Air inflation for [ANONYMOUS]

"They're telling me that a human dirigible isn't exactly 'viable' or 'useful,' but listen to how happy she sounds, folks!"

[distant muffled moans and gasps]

"Keep up the good work, Caroline. We're all about shaking things up here at Aperture. You can't make a blimp without breaking a few belts!"

"The lab boys have been working on microchips, gene therapy, and nanoparticles, but do you know how much air we have sitting around in our atmosphere? It's bound to be good for something other than just boring old breathing! Ha! Caroline? Let's go over a few new tests. Bring a hose!"

15. Favorite drink: alcoholic? Probably.
I like sugary ones cause I’m a little fat boy so Baja blast, lime juice, Parrot bay FUCKS! HARD!

Coke Zero is also good, both in place of Baja blast or by itself

I also like coconut milk it’s yummy and has electrolytes

14. Favorite food: I will absolutely fuck up some spam musubi. sweet and sour pork also holds a special place in my heart.
If I’m being healfy tho, Medium rare steak or tuna sashimi
couldn’t just choose one so u get 4

14. Fun fact: The term “carbon footprint” which evolved from “ecological footprint” originated from BP, the oil company, to shift accountability and blame of climate change from their corporation (dumping oil into the ocean) onto the average person (not dumping oil into the ocean).

12. Damn I spoiled it with the last one. I play guitar, not like crazy good, but I know a some STALKER and cyberpunk 2077 songs, some metal songs, and can whip out a sick rendition of Starshopping by lil peep

11. Hobbies! This! This is art thing is a hobby! I also like weight lifting, long distance running, guitar, skating (of the board variety), blender model making (wip) and game design (very wip). I wanna get into cosplay that looks cool, maybe more into surfing too idk. I like being busy.

10. Every single girl I’ve ever taken out on a date has gotten the Sushi dinner(tm) experience! We go get sushi and then ice cream or boba after, Sometimes both ice cream AND boba, cause I be ballin’ like that.
They’ve all also for the most part coincidentally been lactose intolerant so, yk, 🧋🎈

9. Something I love about myself! I like that I can be confident with myself! I used to struggle with social interaction and meeting new people and generally just not being a weird loner. Now I can yap at strangers for hours and feel pretty likable and socially adept :^)

8. Something I hate about myself! Wow! I have bad body dysmorphia. I used to be in conventionally Impressive shape back when I was training for my job. Like 165lbs 12% Body fat. Now I don’t train nearly as hard and definitely no longer 12% so, idk lol. A Patrick Bateman morning routine would fix me.

7. One word to describe myself? Frivolous?

Not in a self deprecating kinda way, more in line of someone who has Jester’s privilege. I am a silly little clown first and foremost, and anything I attempt is cool and impressive if I pull it off and chill and nonchalant if I fail miserably.