Goose

I can't believe out of a thousand followers, mostly football fans, that no one, NO ONE, said it might be a bad idea to take a flask with a drawing of a blue owl on it to a Sheff Utd game. 🪿

I'm not a Yorkshireman, so I'll let that slide.

FK Željezničar Sarajevo, Grimsby Town, Sheffield Utd, Man Utd. I've been around. Man U really.

Hard-hitting fact:

25% of all regular #fpl transfers that I've made this season were made in the last 48 hours. 🪿

Impressive. Only 103.2 here. But I'll be making a 4th transfer of the week tonight to get it climbing. No hits! 😁

It's awful wet n windy out there. Been a while since I dug this little thing out. Now, where's that almond milk gone..

I tried muting Nathaniel Richards. Didn't work for long. Im totally addicted.

Like a real salt of the earth man of the people keeping it real drinking and mixing with the working and Hot Chocolate stripping people of one of God's Own Country's northern cities forged in steel and sweat and stout and music, this goose is going t' footy tonight. Oh aye! 🪿

Sheff Utd v Norwich

I zoomed in so I could get a better look. See.

That does mean Munoz actually has a knee injury though. 😬

I wonder how FPL Towers would decide to score him in that scenario.

Dominic Shibishishushlime. A name we all know well. He's probably been Liverpool's best performer this season. Slot has messed things with their actual best player. Gakpo is out for weeks. Dom just scored, has an attacking position nailed, along with setpieces & lovely fixtures ahead. 6.6.

Well? 🪿

Well which one was it?

Afcon levels of fed up. He's gone for me too.

GW15: 376k > 347k 🟢

It's only Monday but it's been a long week. Nine players almost destroyed me. Two players saved me. It's time for a big shake up. Unfortunately, some people will lose their jobs. 🪿

The way I'm transferring before European games have even been played, who knows. I'll get back to you.

#playitmyway 🪿

Well, that was the most beautiful goal I've ever seen. ❤️

The more I look into the proposed transfer, the more I convince myself that it's brilliant.

Rogers tonight? Rogers tonight. Rogers tonight!

I'm was down to 2 transfers. And then this happens. Just say no to early transfers, kids. 🪿

Good luck with that one. It's still a biggy.

Another Monday night living in hope of an #fpl saviour.

I'm just a goose, standing in front of a Bruno, asking him to love her. 🪿

Wait, did you say he stole jokes?! Piece of shit.

I've been saying it since the 90s, Buddhism could learn a lot from Java.

He has got an Olympic Gold Medal.

You're very well set up. I suppose if you wanted Rice, which is a good choice, you could downgrade Mateta and go Xhaka to Rice, 352. But I can see why you haven't made any transfers. Wait n see what happens in midweek.

Im keeping Raya and Bruno myself so I'm obliged to say I don't like it, but it it's to fund something like Foden/Saka, then fair enough.

Got to admire that.