Reports From Unknown Places

Reports From Unknown Places

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Reports From Unknown Places About Indescribable Events Digital art & texts by Ninn Salaün @bleu-capsicum.bsky.social Not a bot! @clever_reports is on Twitter, Instagram, and http://mastodon.art Archives: https://www.ninnsalaun.com/all-the-reports

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19 hours ago
Digital painting of a bright green field of grass filled with yellow and white wildflowers. The sky overhead is blue covered in large white and grey clouds of various shapes and sizes. There are mostly bare trees in the distance, on the left-hand side of the frame.

We report: mid-March, it still gets properly cold. It is freezing out here, especially when the sun is gone for long stretches of time. The wind is whipping our hair into our eyes while we watch bright green surge out of the ground; a strange colour after all these months.

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1 day ago
Digital painting of a cloudy sunset: the top half of the sky is covered in charcoal grey clouds, and the lower half, pastel yellow and orange, is run through with long grey clouds as well. There is a phone line running along the horizon.

We report late in the evening, in a pre-sunset kind of situation. It is a consolation sunset that happens when the sky will be too overcast for the genuine sunset, later on. We are not very upset; it is very windy, and we can feel the rain coming on in the weight of the clouds.

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2 days ago
Digital painting of a nightfall scene: the sky is turning dark blue, with a few light blue clouds in the lower third of the frame, and darker, fuzzy ones in the top half. There are a few stars here and there. There is a thin outline of a dark, distant horizon, with clusters of lights among the trees.

We report: the humidity has fallen on us ravenous with the night, and we feel it in the sharp edges of the air (our expert’s nose is very red). There is something a little eerie about this moment; the sky already dark, a few stars out, and yet the clouds are still bright.

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3 days ago
Digital painting of a cloudy sky, a mix of all shades of grey and white in unruly clouds. There is a small opening in the middle of the torn up sky that shows blue.

We report about a day when the sky was always either almost or completely full of unspun wool. As unspun wool does, it would tangle and catch; the pure white of sunlit clouds always rolled up into the dark greys eventually. All of this, and only a countable amount of raindrops.

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4 days ago
Digital painting: in a blue sky, large, soft blobs of clouds. There is some volume to them, but it remains bubbly instead of looming. They are white, light grey in the shadows.

We report: no sharp edges on the clouds today, nothing ever very committed or decisive in their movements. We walk alongside a few of them, and it is a leisurely pace. On the way, they repeatedly dissolve and build back up to the same fuzzy shapes, and we never get anywhere.

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5 days ago
Digital painting: a sunset sky over fields of grass, with a row of dark, bare trees on the horizon. There are cirrus in the sky, long, wispy, translucent. The sky is a gradient of pale blue to a dark orange, with a spot of brightness over where the sun used to be. There is one lone, brown cloud hovering to the left-hand side of the frame.

We report a few minutes after the sun has gone down: the sky has been hazy all day long for some reason. Because of the surprisingly low volume of humidity, our expert thinks this could be dust, or sand suspended in the air. As a result, the sun was sunset orange for a long time.

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6 days ago
Digital painting of an early morning scene: in dim blue light, a flock of birds are flying above a blurry pond. The sky is cloudy, opaque. The dark trees in the distance are reflected in the pond.

We report: it is a real, authentic drizzly morning. It is raining just enough for the surface of the water to break. The air is layered with the smell of wet earth, pond water, and whatever is unique to this specific morning. We see something move underneath the duckweed.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a largely overcast sky over a couple of sunlit roofs and bare trees. The clouds are voluminous, sweeping wide, shades of grey with touches of white where the sun hits them. Their base is flat, dark grey.

We report as the weather turns all the ways it is able to turn. Once again, we got a little too confident in thinking we knew much of anything about the workings of the sky. We think this is always how it goes when the seasons change, and the patterns become unrecognisable.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a bright blue sky filled with gauzy white clouds. The clouds are thin, branching out into undulating patterns, tighter and looser in places. There are a few burgeoning branches showing in the lower left corner of the frame.

We report: there is some kind of symphony composing itself in the sky this morning. We can almost hear how it goes just by looking at it, abstract sheet music changing from second to second. It is a little colder than the past few days, and the wind feels bracing.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a sunset sky: a pink and orange veil is covering most of it, with a couple of rows of long, thin, purple clouds in the lower quarter of the frame.

We report at the end of a strange, warm, sunny day. We spent it attempting to reconcile our idea of an early March day with the lukewarm wind we felt on our face. As the sun is setting, the crisp humidity is swallowing half of the thermometer in one fell swoop.

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1 week ago
A dark blue, cloudy night sky, with the full moon appearing through a small gap in the middle of the frame. Its glow is radiating through the clouds.

We report: come March, the moon starts moving out of range of our window, and it becomes a bit more difficult to seek it out. Even then, it is impossible to miss the way the sky becomes brighter and brighter every night in its waxing. Tonight, we lean far over the windowsill.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a cloudy landscape: there are small mountains on the horizon, and fields in the foreground. The sky is filled with long, voluminous clouds separated by thin gaps that let sun rays straight through. The landscape is in the shadows.

We report on one of the first few days of meteorological spring: we are slowly getting reacquainted with the intermittent presence of the sun. It is so far quite content to remain at a distance. We look for rays to walk into wherever we can, and they are rare and thin.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a bright blue sky filled with fuzzy white clouds. In the bottom half of the frame, the clouds are arching up in unruly, but defined wave patterns.

We report: we are almost late somewhere, and we certainly do not have time to linger, but we found some supercilium clouds in the windy sky. This is an unofficial classification for short-lived, eyebrow-shaped clouds. We take the risk to keep watching them embrace the airflow.

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1 week ago
Digital painting of a sunrise sky: long, fuzzy, pink and purple clouds stretching out into the blue sky, with diffuse morning light reaching  from underneath.

We report: the sun is rising earlier still, but we do not feel as exhausted in the morning light as we did a few weeks ago. There are minuscule leaves sprouting from a branch outside of the kitchen window, and we watch them unfurl with disproportionate intensity.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a dark blue night sky, full of stars. There are long, smooth clouds stretching across the frame, and smalller, fuzzier ones scattered around them. The clouds are blending into the sky, shades of grey due to the time of night.

We report as we close our eyes: on nights when we have trouble falling asleep, we send our mind to wander amongst the stars. In this state of half-wakefulness, the darkness is more comforting than it is cold, and we find paths to galaxies in places no one will ever reach.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting: a dark, steel grey, cloudy sky, split by a rainbow, and then a second one, much fainter. There are long, thin, golden clouds low in the sky.

We report: we have noticed over the course of our life that rainbows are excellent bookmarks, in the sense that a day featuring a rainbow will stay engraved in our memory for much longer. A day featuring a double rainbow will be remembered for twice as long; twice the bookmarks.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a bright blue sky: there is a flat, fractured sheet of clouds occupying the right-hand half of the frame, bright white where the sun is hitting them. There are fainter, smaller, squiggly, wave-shaped clouds scattered low in the sky.

We report on a sunny morning: it is almost like the past weeks of continuous rain never even happened. It is surprisingly easy to forget, for a moment, that we have seen all these streets turn into rivers, and all these drains overflow. The sun is still a little low in the sky.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a sunset scene: the sky is almost completely overcast with dark grey clouds, but there is a sliver of orange light above the horizon. The sun is casting its glow there. Poking above the horizon, trees and roofs, a lamppost, a sign in the far distance, all of them dark silhouettes.

We report: we have been walking up the hill, and every time we think the sun has finally set, the steps we take towards the top reveal a little bit more light. We have to imagine that at some point, however, whether we get there or not, the sun will fully disappear.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a pre-dawn countryside landscape. It is misty, the sky is low and cloudy, blue from the dim morning light. There is a foggy field, and a wet road covered in puddles in the foreground. There are bare trees on both sides, and a low wooden fence on the side of the road.

We report: it is difficult to get rid of the damp these days, the way it has penetrated everything and everywhere around us. Our expert’s shoes hardly ever get to dry in between days of trodding through puddles and wet grass. It is not quite raining yet, this morning.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a dark, cloudy sky, featuring an odd pattern of large pouches hanging from the clouds. The clouds are dark grey, but light is shining through gaps in between the pouches.

We report: this time, we were there as the mammatus were forming, instead of catching them as they were melting back into the sky. It was a single ripple that first caught our eye, and then we watched the clouds carve themselves into the pattern. We started feeling really small.

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2 weeks ago
Digital painting of a bright blue sky, filled with swirls of cirrus, translucent trails of white interspersed with a few, small white birds.

We report: we are counting flowers on our walks. There are dozens of daffodils and primroses, escaping gardens and climbing roundabouts. This afternoon, while the sun is out, the yellow specks in the landscape are the brightest, happiest things we have seen in a while.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting of a sunset sky: it is bright orange, slightly hazy, with soft grey clouds traversing the frame. The light is more on the yellow side in the top half.

We report at the end of a day spent formulating thoughts, and organising them, and losing the train of them: we are now appreciating the luxury of letting them all go. The sunset, at the moment, requires no additional thinking from us. Our mind gets filled with orange light.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting of a night scene: a dark blue sky, with dark trees in the background, and white birch trees lit by headlights in the foreground. There are a few stars in the sky.

We report: by the road, in the headlights, the birch trees stretch up into the sky like frozen lightning bolts. Not much wind tonight, but it is enough to tear some whines and groans from those skinny branches. We think we see a straggler from the Alpha Centaurid meteor shower.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting: a piece of blue sky is framed by large, sweeping clouds, light grey in the upper half, dark grey in the lower half. There is a small, torn up bit of white cloud floating in the in-between.

We report on the foreshore, while a spring tide is rising. It is just after the new moon, and because we saw how low the sea retreated, we know we should not linger too long on the shoals if we do not want to get stuck there. We pull our expert from the low tide pools.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting: in a blue sky, some clouds with jagged edges are glowing yellow in late afternoon light. They are dark grey everywhere else.

We report: late afternoon, the wind is dishevelling the clouds. This is one hour of sunshine in the rainiest winter we have ever encountered, which makes it very precious, even as the humidity is still permeating the air. Even our expert does not say a word about upcoming rain.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting of a sunset sky: it is a pastel orange hue, half-covered in pink and purple, soft, fuzzy, wispy clouds. They get darker, more gauzy over the horizon. There are a few trees scattered there in the distance.

We report in the dusty, dusty evening. The way this day is waning is through a succession of layers of night. All of them are thin enough that there never is an exact moment when we can declare the conclusion of the day. Once we make it back home, the dust finally settles.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting of a sky right before sunrise, a gradient of blue to green, with a few long, flat clouds scattered throughout the frame. The higher ones are light in colour, the lower ones are darker. There are signs and lamp posts, a traffic light featuring a glowing, red pedestrian. There are also a few bare trees poking into the frame.

We report: it was dark when we started walking. We cannot help but imagine the places we were as still hidden in the night, with the street lamps still on. Here, in this slice of time, the sun is about to rise, unobscured in its ascent for the first time in many days.

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3 weeks ago
Digital painting of a rainy scene: the sky is grey, and even where it is blue, in a gap between clouds, it looks washed out. There is a low yellow sun appearing through the clouds and the rain. The landscape is dark against the light, bare trees, houses and phone lines running across the frame.

We report upon finding the sun in the rain: it makes no rainbow behind our back, but we forgive it easily for that. Later, when it is gone, we miss it, and even later, when it comes back, we are grateful. All throughout, it keeps on raining all the kinds of rain we know.

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1 month ago
Digital painting: a blue sky, filled with a variety of clouds. In the bottom half of the frame, they are voluminous cumulus and cumulonimbus, bright white where the sun is hitting them. Higher in the sky, there are long, vaporous cirrus stretching and curling. There are small, dark grey clouds peppered across the sky.

We report: the very beginnings of spring are appearing to us more clearly than ever today. It is extremely premature, but we cannot help it; every year, around mid-February, the wind starts carrying a different smell. Our expert says they cannot tell whether that is true.

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1 month ago
Digital painting of a seaside landscape at sunset: the sky is a pale blue, half-full of large gold-tinted clouds, and slightly hazy, grey ones on the horizon. The sea is calm, reflecting the colours of the sky underneath the dark landscape on the horizon. There are a few birds flying.

We report on the shore after a busy weather day: there is a truce, somewhat. Though we can see cumulonimbus and other likely rainy episodes float on the horizon, they pass us by in the driest way they are able to. Our expert is looking for stones to skim, and failing to find any.

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