Or Romance Coma. Apt.
Roni Size
Stupidly cute
This has been on my mind recently, no idea why
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
Meet socks. Stupidly cute.
Nice offer on Amazon - if you buy all Adam & The Ants sheet music, they'll throw in a stand and deliver.
The Romans called the town Ivybridge because the name Forth Bridge was already taken.
This is beautiful
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
But if you voted for the party, and not the person, then it’s not an issue surely?
If you press the bottom of the cylinder, her legs collapse
idgaf what religion you are, just stop murdering people
Spaghetti hoops are basically Alphabetti Spaghetti for backing singers.
Just been reminded of this. Morning all
I heard a fascinating song recently and it affected me so deeply that I had no option but to write a thesis on it. Here's page 1
@nickmotown.bsky.social can’t reply to your Prince post but just wanted to say I first saw that when you posted it on the other place. THANK YOU, it’s just astonishing every time I watch it!
Filmed in Charlotte’s Wine Bar under the Granary, I believe
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
Pretend you're a kangaroo by sticking a photo of your child out of the top of your trousers.
The replies to this are fantastic. Funny, poignant, occasionally icky, they are a window into social history, product branding, and surprisingly often, how we memorialise the past. Well worth your time.
WIFE: (from other room) what time is it
ME: *looks at clock on stove* it’s blinky 12:00
So plague before plaque?
I can’t be the only person who gets An American Werewolf in London vibes?!
Locally Sourced Comedy, the new material night, starts again this evening at Little Drop of Poison in Exeter. And they’ve reinstated the alphabetically themed raffle! So here is my contribution, a biologically accurate drawing of an aardvark. It’s FUN, come along if you can. Free entry. 7.30 start.
“Listen old man, I’m gonna ask you one more time: did you or did you not put a soup bowl on my wife’s head?”
Oh ffs. Apocalypse Now.
