ah thanks boss for ending our check-in early and giving me seven minutes back. might fuck around and write a sonnet that makes the angels question their nature before our team stand-up
Scheduling daylight savings on international women’s day so that we lose an hour of female respecting time 😒
/r/thriftygifting
/u/3footlocks
what should I (29) get my husband (32) for Christmas? We don’t have a lot of money and he already has a beautiful gold pocket watch
UPDATE: thanks for the advice, found a buyer for my hair! so excited for DH to unwrap his watch chain
UPDATE 2: fuck you guys
yeah we’re doing bean to bar again. everything’s going great life-wise
just got back from my Shark Tank pitch for Cacao Gummies. it was going great until the guy from Marty Supreme destroyed the (very clever!) portmanteau I came up with for a brand name
not with that attitude
okay, I was out amongst the reapers helping carry the last of the sheaves of wheat and I caught a chill. the good news is I don’t think it’s going to confine me to my bed indefinitely or anything
soooo I’ve got some news. During a ramble on the moor I glimpsed some ill portents and I think the highlands air is lowkey poisoning all against me
just moved to a desolate and forbidding moor and honestly it’s really chill. I’d love to see this ever-present fog try to envelop me in madness
I really think it’s all gonna work out with him and that dark priest
dawg I hate to tell you this but…ya girl Morfryd furnished me with a clothbound ration of provisions for my journey north. no, nothing kingly, but it was nourishing as hell. well I think the horse was her dad’s but. yeah it’s a piebald gelding
A bluesky highbie tried to put me in a starter pack once
When eating chips out of the bag, one must continue until one surfaces the Goated Morsel, possessed of the the crunch, the heft to sate the hardiest treatman. And if the Goated Morsel never comes? So be it. We stay snacking
"sloptimization" on my woty candidates to watch list
This is good, you should read it
I can’t say I got nothing out of spending an hour amongst Instagrammable Orbs, but we don’t have to keep drinking that garbage. Creative integrity is all around you, maybe even within you, idk it’d be chill to nurture that imo
I tell you very mordantly that the whole thing is staged at San Francisco’s Palace of Fine Arts, a publicly funded, no-cost space with a nice lagoon. It also has an escape room if you’re not blackpilled
Here’s the centerpiece exhibit at Emotionair, an immersive inflatable art experience by the Balloon Museum USA LLC (a division of Lux Entertainment S.p.A.). It’s half womb, half tomb, and all slop
Sloptimized experiences like adult ball pits and $20 milkshake grotesqueries run on infantilization, conflict avoidance, anti-social disengagement—and the same rails as the enshittified technologies with which they share venture investment
New writing up at Welcome To Hell World! I went to a pop-up art exhibition that inspired a piece on the tech-enabled, emotionally blunted cultural “movement” I call Sloptimization:
www.welcometohellworld.com/its-cozy-in-...
I found this one a really enjoyable and silly mashup that reminded me of Knives Out. Our girl still has it; she just can’t be bothered to summon it for the entire runtime
You can. And black tea once cooked down makes a fine substitute for wine
“daddy, these instructions are just a United Airlines flight manifest”
wow just heard about something more satisfying! the cool crisp taste of diet pepsi
few things more satisfying to me than a seamless, efficient trip from the airport on public transportation. It’s possible and it’s good for the soul
pondering life’s mystery, its glittering complexity (imagining Juliette Binoche pronouncing the word “squirrel”)
happy birthday to one of da goated posters
ATM max daily withdrawal limit ass bribe
I’d be chill with weaving one though. Can’t get caught in your own web!
I’m not sure they understand how fucking frustrating it is for Computer to misunderstand you and do the wrong thing just one (1) time
