Jager Darklite πŸ΄πŸ”ž

Jager Darklite πŸ΄πŸ”ž

@barnyardbulge.com

https://barnyardbulge.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JagerD SubStar: https://subscribestar.adult/jager-darklite Horse shaped bulgemancer ready to make you fun shaped too! Definitely old enough to know better Ξ”Ξ˜ No Under 18s! πŸ”žπŸš½

2,947 Followers 116 Following 446 Posts Joined Sep 2023
7 hours ago

I've been blown away with the response I've gotten for opening, thanks guys, lots of forms to go through.
Currently in the process of picking and contacting people, might take a bit lol.

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18 hours ago

Thankyooo
Yes, I got NFA'd over a month or so ago and just finally got to move back into a place for me to make art again

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1 day ago

There's still time, I'm still sorta going through them lol.
If you don't wanna rush for an idea I will open again start of May, so not too long a wait.

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1 day ago

I'll DM you my new telegram

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1 day ago

I've gotten quite a few forms. I'm likely going to add more slots just to fill out April and then I'll be open again start of May.
Slots still haven't been solidly picked yet because I'm yet to fully go through the forms and talk to people, which I'm doing over the weekend.

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1 day ago

I should probably explain this more in the tiers, I was sort of just trying to get it out there, I basically did it all in a couple of days following all the substar stuff.
A lot more to be added and tweaked.

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1 day ago

Free is basically all my stuff like normal, what I post publicly.
The other two tiers are the same in that they both grant access to the extra stuff, like what I post to substar and ptreon. The extra supporter tier is for people if they wanted to give more just for extra support.

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1 day ago

Sadly all those requests are gone because I use a bot which sends the forms straight to my telegram, and I don't have access to my old telegram so had to make a new one (and bot)

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1 day ago

I've been super impressed by your rendering and understanding of form

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1 day ago

Yeah... all of that for over a year really did suck big time.
But I'm back!

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2 days ago

I'm pretty sure there is a very significant number of people who have been abused from accusations like this than there are of the 0 people who were possessed by the sick ass pixels on the screen.
Maybe they'd like to hear from those people?

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2 days ago

And recieved, definitely enjoy the idea as well hehe. I will be in touch πŸ˜‰

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2 days ago

Ptrn and Sub* will be there and crossed posted to in the same way as the gallery until they ban me for my horse knees.

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2 days ago
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And we're off!
I'm moved in enough to my new place to start drawing again>
barnyardbulge.com/commissions/
For filling in my commissions form!
Also I have made a members section to my site barnyardbulge.com/members
Which I'm steadily uploading all my stuff to

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3 days ago
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

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4 days ago

What's wild about the "Feral" thing too is that in the 2000s normies used to fucking say in public about having a crush on Simba/ Kovu.
Like it's really not that deep.

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4 days ago

So substar was supposed to be the cool guys cool with everything.
It really is an endless cycle that wont stop until there's an alternative to Visa/ Mastercard huh.

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5 days ago

Very almost.
But I'm looking forward to it.

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5 days ago

Moving into a place tomorrow so will very possibly be opening up commissions again next week.
I have to update my website and all the backend stuff.
You've probably noticed on there it's had commissions open erroneously the entire time lol.

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1 week ago

Deadlock should have a game mode where everyone on the team has the same hero.
Six Sevens

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1 week ago

After everything I just need it to stop

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1 week ago

I don't...
After everything I've been through.
I can't get citizenship in another country, I don't have proof of income.
Honestly this is putting me in a dark place.

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1 week ago

Honestly it looks infinitely more like it should be on the side of an ABU diaper package than for pokemon.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

😳Thank you so much.
Will hopefully be back to it real soon

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1 week ago

Wait wasn't that the plot of whatever movie the spork came from. I legit can't remember.
Do things just become sentient by having eyes attached to them?
Can you make an entire building a "toy" with googly eyes?

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1 week ago

If the tablet is sentient like the toys then are things like mobile phones sentient? Is the line drawn at something a kid can play with? So is a gaming computer sentient? Are games consoles sentient? But then why are bikes and stuff not sentient.
Do things need eyes to be sentient?

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1 year ago
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Yes, tigtain.bsky.social is where you sit to go potty, good dogs!

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2 weeks ago

*sims ++ friend icon*

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2 weeks ago

I've just realised Deadlock is kinda the return of unapologetically edgy characters finally

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