@drasticgrunch.bsky.social
Queer Fat Bald Spectacled Boy in the Midwest — He/Him/His
One day you’re a butler to a handsome prince, the next you’re an ornate pendulum clock. Life comes at you fast.
09.12.2025 23:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doing this again cause it works surprisingly well to keep me motivated in cleaning.
09.12.2025 22:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not that I’ve noticed yet
09.12.2025 22:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey @criterion.bsky.social! Add ‘Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie’ you cowards!!
09.12.2025 19:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey so $13 for a box of garbage bags is INSANE
09.12.2025 18:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My phone auto updated to Liquid Glass last night and it’s so ugly
09.12.2025 15:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jizz the season!
09.12.2025 01:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In the big year of 2025, the US not having high speed railways is high-key EMBARASSING
08.12.2025 07:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poster for movie Five Nights at Freddy’s 2 movie
Movie #161: Five Nights at Freddy’s 2
As someone who knows little about and couldn’t care less about the FNaF games this movie fucking sucks.
But based on the packed audience full of people talking through the entire movie it was prolly great for them. Congrats to them I guess.
#Filmsky
Poster for movie Fackham Hall
Movie #160: Fackham Hall
Absurdist (Naked Gun-esque) humor for the British for the Downton Abbey audience. Doesn’t quite push itself enough to remain funny but there are chuckles along the way.
#Filmsky
I had a dream last night that I watched the full Scream 7 movie and it was GOOD and then I realized it was cause it was what my brain made up and not what the movie actually is gonna be 🤭🤭
07.12.2025 17:34 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The more people fawn over the gay hockey show the less I want to watch it and potentially be disappointed, so, I prolly should watch it still.
06.12.2025 22:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Britney’s album ‘Glory’ is still SO DAMN GOOD
06.12.2025 22:09 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My Christmas Wish is that he dies before New Years
05.12.2025 19:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brunoised
04.12.2025 22:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back
04.12.2025 22:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pulled a muscle while showering. Chat, am I cooked?
04.12.2025 22:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0He gleep on my glorp til I goofy ah
04.12.2025 01:55 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is not to say you can’t call out shitty things or help your friends make better choices, but, we are all circumstances of the world and are doing what we can to survive. My situation is different from your situation is different from Judy down the street.
03.12.2025 17:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Life is a lot easier when you approach it with the realization that (near) everyone is doing THEIR best.
03.12.2025 17:33 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Nary a man in site (Lewis Flynn doesn’t count cause that’s for the original broadway recording of Lysistrata Jones LMFAOOOOO)
03.12.2025 16:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m so over constantly being broke 🙃
01.12.2025 19:48 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No, I’m not. Hope this helps 🫡
29.11.2025 22:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And it pisses me off each time
29.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have seen MULTIPLE posts over the last few days about not trusting leftovers
29.11.2025 22:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You eat ass but don’t eat leftovers? Grow up girlie pop.
29.11.2025 22:36 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Inside of you there are two wolves and they’re both autistic
29.11.2025 06:24 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yea pretty much BUT I COULD MAKE HIM HAPPYYY
29.11.2025 05:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Poster for movie Hamnet
Movie #159: Hamnet
Jesus Jessie Buckley Christ.
I would be SHOCKED if her performance is not the front runner for best actress this year.
I do wish it allowed for the briefest bit more of Will’s grief, but what is there is portrayed beautifully by Mescal.
#Filmsky
Poster for movie Zootopia 2
Movie #158: Zootopia 2
I’m not the target audience so my boredom doesn’t really matter.
Gary De’Snake was a really fun addition though and Ke Huy Quan’s voice acting added to the complete charm of the character
#Filmsky
