Honey Smut Cheerios

Most days being called fat by a stranger in public is like meh whatever put some more effort in, but other days, like today, it kinda fuckin sucks.

Also this is a reposted pic from a month ago yall don’t have to glaze it this time

Hey Shia… BOO 👻

STUN! 💙

Maybe I’m just too high but Benedict coming out to Sophie made me cry. He was so nervous and that breath out after she was ok with it was so fucking real.

How am I?

I’m fine, I’m just cheering “eat her out! Eat Her Out! EAT HER OUT!” while watching Benedict Bridgerton GO. TO. TOWN. on Sophie (queeeeeen)

360 being a song in Bridgerton season 4 is SENDING ME

One day we are going to wake up and he’s going to be dead and we will call in to work and we will celebrate and we will laugh and we will party

Meme of Jennifer Coolidge from A Cinderella Story that has a blonde woman (Jennifer Coolidge) wearing tanning glasses. She is saying “You’re not very pretty, and you’re not very bright. Oh, I’m so glad we had that talk”

Me to my reflection after going 0-3 at my MtG pre-release

True Life, I can’t stop listening to the new Hilary Duff album!

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

I think it’s about time we got another Sara Bareilles musical

I have mad respect for Maura taking that all in stride.

Hey so I need The Pitt to turn a lil more Greys Anatomy and have someone push Ogilvie down a set a stairs or have him fall off the chopper bay or something and then it can go back to normal.

Hey Siri! Play Cheetah Girls 2 soundtrack

So are you skipping Scream 7 entirely or just sneaking in to the theater to see it? #JusticeForMelissaBarrera

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

Also why is this episode fucking 3 hrs long and only one person is out???

I forget how much I dislike nearly every man survivor casts #Survivor50

I can breathe out now thank Christ(ian Hubicki) #Survivor50

✨ #survivor50

Colby and Jonathan just be hootin and hollerin #Survivor50

Actually Ozzy, Sophie still deserved that South Pacific win #Survivor50

If Jenna actually gets Cirie out early I’m gonna jump off a bridge #Survivor50

Shirtless bald man arm up put showing wearing glasses

Happy hump day. From my face.

(Another thing you could hump🙂‍↕️)

I didn’t get the bank transfer???

I’d go RHOA or RHOP next!