Salad and pizza

If I ever got a windfall of money I’d fix my tooth and get a neck lift and a boob lift: yup.

Wow, today was an extremely average Tuesday. so excited to no longer talk about Tuesday.

It’s finally Tuesday!

Tomorrow is Tuesday

Thought tomorrow was Tuesday which it is not

Happy Dogs turning into many snowballs after they go outside season ⛄️

🎶 all I want for Christmas is glue 🎶

Celbrex is helping my chronic pain a lot. I am not A bot. Pain levels down by at least 50% so its worth a shot for anyone that can’t take ibuprofen <points at self>

There’s a great (but fairly sad ) movie called “the devils bath.” I don’t want to give away the details but it’s relevant to the conversation

My kid said “the bubble ceremony is about to begin” then ripped a huge fart in the tub.

That makes me never want to wish on a star ever again

Slenderman stabber*

It’s wild to me that the slenderman stabbed cut off her ankle jewlery. soooo, check those wooded areas near madison. Coz that’s where slenderman is supposed to live. i wonder if she’s still trying to find him

My kid found a four leaf clover and then ate it so “the luck would always be a part of her”

Had an extremely erotic dream 🛌

A person in a bathtub with a cat yelling at them

Nothing lasts forever. Even cold November rain ☔️

3 days off in a row starting tomorrow 🥰🛌

<Me with chapped lips> “I should eat ramen and take a Benadryl”

I 👏 am 👏 irritable 👏

Considering going to bed at 6

A hand embroidered part. Set in a black and brown oval with black text and silver background. The text reads “how much can you chill” Which is a lyric from a Serengeti song on the album Palookaville. This is fan art

I’m less pain phobic these days

An embroidery of text, flower, and bird inside of oval shape: the text say fuck off. The embroidery appears to be made by a young person

I’m a great parent

My Ass hurts

i hope my new job gives me an ass.

No work today 🤩

I don’t like wearing pants

me while doing bedtime routine. “Where’s your toothbrush kid?”…. Kid: “it’s on the kitchen table I used it to clean rocks”