NuhEyeNuh

naaaaaah not the only tangible complaint in this article being that OP steps on them occasionally

pretty out of pocket insult for a creature that doesn't jump, bite, sting, or fly--just cleans up and vibes out.

"Reuters also found that Meta had allowed users to create publicly available chatbots of child celebrities, including Walker Scobell, a 16-year-old film star. Asked for a picture of the teen actor at the beach, the bot produced a lifelike shirtless image." they made a CSEM machine. straight up

Procreate horror art illustration; dark greyish-green composition with hot orange highlights--the uncanny shadows of trees at night dominate the image. A busted fence line separates the deep darkness and an unkempt field. Glowing eyes peer at you from beyond. For Drawtober, no specific prompts in mind though.

eyes on you

i was crawling through the fanwiki last night and although it's currently full of weird mistranslations and non sequiturs i was still hungry for deets. gimme that tasty lore, dang it

Three panel comic about mushrooms. Third panel, ground level. Hiker now facing toward us, left boot slapping a mud puddle. Diverse, moist fungus surrounds them. Narration; "*growing?*" Text below the panel reads; "'FIRST RAIN OF THE SEASON' - NUHEYENUH"

(3/3)

Three panel illustrated comic about mushrooms; Second panel, closeup via a worm's eye view of one hiker's boots on the trail. Falling leaves and fresh, fruiting bodies litter the soil. Narration overlay; "moving beneath your feet?"

(2/3)

Three panel illustrated comic about mushrooms; First panel, two people hiking through an autumnal forest. Oak, ferns, fungus, and moss frame the two as they walk uphill, following a stream. Narration overlay reads; "can you... ...feel them?"

first rain of the season (1/3)

which is whack, if you've ever seen Amish quilting patterns. nobody neurotyp is making that

A REPEAR IN CYBER SPACE UNDER A SETTING SUN, AND DA TEXT SAY'S "THE MEDIAS GENTLE CRITICISM OF THE RULING CLASS IS MORE INSULTING THAN IF THEY SAID NOTHING AT ALL, AND FOR SOME REASON I CANT EAT ONIONS ANY MORE, ONE DAY THEY STARTED RIPPEN MY GUTS UP AN D THE DAMB DOCTOR SAID JUST QUIT EATEN EM, THATS NOT A SOLUTOION!!!! ITS NOT A SOLUTION MOTHER FUCKER" - AND IM RIGHT, FOR AS MUCH AS WE WANT HEALTH CARE AND AS MUCH AS IT COSTS AND AS MUCH AS WE HAVE TO STRUGGLE TO PUT THREE SUGGESTIONS INTO THE HEALTH INSURANCE SUGGESTION BOX ON WEST 54TH STREET YOU CAN STILL GO TO THE DAMB DOCTORS OFFICE AND AFTER THEY TELL YOU YOUR FAT, THEY REFUSE TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR BODY OR YOUR PROBLEM'S, DOCTERS ARE LIKE LANDLORD'S, START COMPLAINING ABOUT THEM AND SOMEONE WILL PIPE UP TO SAY THEY HAD 1 GOOD DOCTOR ONCE, THANK'S FOR DA STORY BUT MEDICAL CARE SHOULDENT HAVE THE SAME ODD'S AS POWERBALL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SO WHAT DA FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

I know a fae trap when I see one

Something viscerally satisfying about watching techbro curtly interrupting his precious computer mommy only for it to repeatedly tell him to go grate his pears. get grated, idiot

Truly so many benefits to being your own boss, taking notes rn

I carry that stuff on me ALWAYS. Can't overemphasize how amazing it is. Although I got a scopolamine patch this week post-op, that was also pretty stellar lol

Thankfully the ER staff were all wonderful, actual human beings and patched me up 🥰

Google couldn't give me directions to the ER this week and I had to just find the right road/building/parking lot while also like. bleeding a lot. AI misidentified billing offices as an ER.
Less than useless--actively malicious.

They glued me back together after an oopsie steristrip slip. I'm free once more >:)

Damn it I'm in the ER now

Hm

Okie I'm out of surgery what happened while I was busy

got road-raged by a White Wrangler today and I really appreciate this representation of the subculture lmfao

remove the second "it's" woopsies (it's not a skeet without a few glaring typos)

Advertisement for Animal Crossing "Jibbitz," 20 bucks for only five choking hazards.

Having worked in novelty plastics, these margins are INSANE.

I was also excited for silly shoes but these can't cost more than 5-6 bucks to produce per pair..even with shipping/transpo costs, it's honestly it's a great reminder that I don't need more savings-stealing plastic garbage just because it's cute 💀

Updates: I've been calling him Walter Bartholomew Esq., and although I'm testing negative (hooray!!) I've completely lost my sense of smell. Trying to be not mortified about it. Barthy's gonna have to sniff the world for me 😔

A pika sits on a mossy rock.

Tighter crop of the same pika, focusing on its head.

An even tighter crop, focusing more on the pika's eye.

An extremely tight crop of the pika's eye, emphasizing their reflection of an early morning mountain scene.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?"

Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

This is Walter (stuffed woolly mammoth.)

did I test my luck going on an insane 20hr. road trip camping weekend extravaganza? perhaps. but it was worth it. because we bought Walter.

It took five years but she finally got me. COVID test positive 💀