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@maximumgraves.bsky.social

cool cartoonist & neurotic little freak. adult man. pfp by remy boydell. you can read my webcomic at whathappensnext.webcomic.ws and you can give me money at patreon.com/maximumgraves.

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courageous
unconventional
nagging
tactful

11.08.2025 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i would fucking hate it if the Grabber grabbed me and i had to use the Black PHone

11.08.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

pawtermark

11.08.2025 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh "hostile" is included in the screenshot i posted. i think doing this assessment made me lose a couple of brain cells. anyway

11.08.2025 05:24 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm always acting initiative. every day

11.08.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this isn't even all of them, some other negative adjectives were "hostile" and "prejudiced". "good looking" was also included as a potential self-descriptor

11.08.2025 05:14 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

EFFEMINATE?

11.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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just took an insane assessment for a catering job application

11.08.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

not worse than inAPPropriate comedy though

11.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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saw this squirrel eating a hot cheeto at my kitchen window today

11.08.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this is one of my favorites already! good pick

11.08.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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not very good

11.08.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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eventually i think these chokers will be remembered as a 2010s thing and not a 90s thing

11.08.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone know any horror short stories that are really scary. looking to get scared

11.08.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 0

was this the constant zooming in and out

11.08.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's the snoozing sleeper

11.08.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

about to watch war of the worlds (2025). it's interesting to deliberately watch a bad movie again after having seen inAPPropriate comedy bc i can kind of rest easy knowing it is basically impossible for a movie to be worse than that

11.08.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

posting is rly dangerous bc if u post an opinion then someone gives you an annoying comment and then you have something else to post about and someone else says something annoying and it keeps going and going forever and then you get killed

11.08.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 79    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

your character designs are always so good im obsessed

11.08.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BBC International Editor Jeremy Bowen has confirmed that the entire Al Jazeera team in Gaza City has been killed.

10.08.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11819    πŸ” 9688    πŸ’¬ 592    πŸ“Œ 1635

i would also add that something never intended for release to begin with (for ex. development art, unfinished alternate cuts of movies) is not lost media just bc you can't personally see it.

11.08.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@maximumgraves.bsky.social
The so-called aid trucks arrive… but the food is stolen and sold in markets for impossible prices.
A single kilo of flour now costs $40 we can’t even feed our children.πŸ’”

Please try to save us

10.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can't really get mad at this because it's true

10.08.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorcerer bridge scene is yaoi

10.08.2025 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

this was an internship i did the summer before college at an outsider art museum

10.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it wasn't a very exciting party but there were snacks, 2 liters of soda, and (crucially) there was an open mic. i remember that one of the other performers did a song on the ukulele about being a pebble or something

10.08.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i think im going to sweat out all of the water in my body and turn into a raisin and die (baking chicken in the oven in an apartment with no central air)

10.08.2025 04:23 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

after the open mic was over they set up a sex swing

10.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh the music was before the orgy

10.08.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

she's pressuring john out of transitioning, tavros is also "detrans" but still on t, just hanging out with a lot of terfs and vaguely identifying as butch

10.08.2025 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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