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Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

trans guy who's afraid that using the stall will out him so he shits in the urinal

nobody knows how to design a mascot anymore. this looks like shit

one of my most humiliating music opinions is that the amanda palmer album ben folds produced is actually good. don't think she was married to gaiman back then, i assume her and folds just bonded over hitting pianos really hard and being white people who say the n word

was not very familiar with ollie and scoops and after looking it up there's a lot of good character designs. i like the balance that was struck btwn cute and grotesque

it's one of the worst songs there has ever been

literally whenever i have to draw 2 people physically interacting i am screaming and crying and throwing up

if "women don't get as much credit as men for doing it" is the metric for whether an artistic movement/style/practice is misogynistic then i'm pretty sure they all are

the scene where you find out dracula is the biblical judas is so fucking clean. like you watch it and your instant takeaway is "oh my god, dracula is judas". though to be fair this revelation kind of has nothing to do with the plot and i'm not totally sure why it's in the movie

one time i was at a halloween party and the host had dracula 2000 on with the sound off and it's kind of to that movie's immense credit that you need 0 sound or dialogue to understand what's going on

"happy birthday" 51

"happy birthday" 50

if charlie kaufman truly is a cis man. sometimes i watch his movies and think "transition would have saved her". but he seems like he's doing fine perhaps he doesn't need saving

adaptation is about being a trans man, synecdoche new york is about being a trans woman

i'm glad that somewhere a cis man has also experienced "trying to hide your big ass with an oversized shirt" which is a substantial part of my day-to-day life

to me being transgender mostly feels like the opening monologue in charlie kaufman's adaptation. except i'm not bald i just have a bad haircut right now

i don't have tboy swag

patton oswalt has he/him lesbian swag

tboy cringe

it's rare that someone says a fat guy with a beard has tboy swag but many trans men over the age of 30 are fat guys with beards

tbh zach cherry i could see. i can imagine him working as a counselor at the lgbt center

i'm just being inflammatory. over the decades a few cis men have in fact had tboy swag. but people are always saying a guy has tboy swag who is just a twink or a guy who dresses kind of weird. maybe i don't know exactly what tboy swag really is. it's amorphous

i think a lot of trans guys, when they say a cis guy has tboy swag, they are really saying "i want to look like that guy". so they fucked up with that them dot us article bc no trans guy wants to look like justin bieber at the 2026 grammys. that i know of

everybody says this but ive never actually met a trans guy with a paul dano type vibe. maybe it's a regional phenomenon

no cis man has ever actually had "tboy swag" except for maybe paul williams

i used to read dennis cooper books on my phone behind the register when i worked at a grocery store. need to get back into his stuff

was epstein uniquely responsible for evil or is he just the one obscenely wealthy person whose emails we're getting to read

you can't go to the theater and see a movie that has 3 actors from veep in it anymore. you're getting one at best

i watched the movie "office christmas party" with my friend and my partner and instead of making fun of how bad it was we all just got really nostalgic for the last gasp of the theatrically released studio comedy

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