Itβs all a conspiracy by big water
04.10.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@jmfryan.bsky.social
Principal engineer at Intercom. Father of two. Not a secret agent.
Itβs all a conspiracy by big water
04.10.2025 20:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Zoopla "Redesign" feature is completely bonkers. It will happily reshape windows, heighten ceilings, or move the property from the middle of a city into beautiful countryside. But it has absolutely no idea that it could possibly put the sofa on the other side of the room.
03.10.2025 11:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βDaddy, does dogs have brains?β
15.08.2025 20:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TIL that Time.now in Ruby has different precisions on OSX and Linux. On OSX I can save a a time to MySQL and retrieve it with no loss of precision (6 decimal places). On Linux it starts with 10 and then comes back with 6 after save & retrieval.
23.07.2025 13:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Aliasing `git add . && git commit --amend --no-edit && git push --force` to `yolo` is one of the best things I've ever done\
14.07.2025 09:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02x is where we landed at Intercom. There are real ways in which AI can speed things up. But for every micro task that it does 100x faster than a human there are a ton of things it cant (yet) do at all.
fin.ai/ideas/2x/
Feeling pretty revolfed about this
08.06.2025 18:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey @pcgamer.com, Iβm trying to read an article on your website but you have so much adware on there that every browser on my 2 that old iPhone crashes after about 30 seconds.
This one www.pcgamer.com/steam-deck-b...
PS. Can anyone recommend some steam deck games? Not too long, not too intense.
Iβm not one of those people who goes out with wipes and spare clothes. I trust my kids to deal with the world in a sensible way.
Today on the bus my 4 year old put a chocolate egg in his mouth. Chewed it. Then said he didnβt like it and spat it into my hand.
I wish I was one of those people now
Iβd love one!
20.04.2025 18:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It lets you *delete time* from your life. Coupled with high speed air travel this is the closest we are getting to teleportation in my lifetime.
30.03.2025 20:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What a terrible day to have eyes
16.03.2025 17:43 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Embrace the third way. Free rain!
15.03.2025 16:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Celebrity bear hunt is great TV
08.03.2025 22:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs rapidly falling out of my top 10 insane things that happened this week to be honest.
28.02.2025 21:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look at those icons, bitmaps, and cursors!
10.02.2025 19:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why is it always the third way you try?
24.12.2024 19:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can actually set it to any font on your system using /slackfont <fontname>, if you are particular about which monospace font to use. Doesnβt persist across restarts though.
10.12.2024 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve only had it a very short
amount of time. Seems great so far.
Watching something go from the screen to a real object feels magical.
Bambu A1. Itβs reasonably priced and by all accounts very easy to use.
10.12.2024 07:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0It does look like it, but no. Itβs the standard test of a 3d printer, called 3DBenchy
09.12.2024 18:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Danny you can!
09.12.2024 18:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just downloaded a boat
09.12.2024 16:24 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The Girls is lovely. The Girls amzn.eu/d/jdV2rwd
08.12.2024 08:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Want to hear a sad story? I had a >500 day wordle streak. On the day of my brothers wedding I was too busy and forgot to do it. Never played it again after that.
07.12.2024 09:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think we are all grown up enough to accept that leftover pizza is a 10/10 breakfast but are you heating it up or eating it cold?
01.12.2024 08:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100% cost reduction and you get all your free time back.
28.11.2024 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kidpix is such a great memory from my childhood. My kids love kidpix.app.
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