Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.
12.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@gingertucci.bsky.social
‘You go to low grade restaurants cos’ you’re a low grade hoe’ - my current fave online review of me going to Hawksmoor from Wee Tommy Robinson’s supporters.
Pleased to announce that @dannykelly.bsky.social and I will be headlining ALL future events.
12.10.2025 18:19 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Better than drawing an overcooked Wellington.
05.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t do wine, sorry mate. Hard liquor or FUCK OFF.
05.10.2025 20:07 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I look like that dead angry hanger on at clubs when you’re 19, that’s raging someone won’t play Cotton Eyed Joe. ‘But it’s my friends birthday’
05.10.2025 20:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shit riviera
05.10.2025 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mick Jarmain looks like my hostage. Gives Neil a break, I guess.
05.10.2025 19:44 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s a great on of me. Thanks.
05.10.2025 18:23 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I am RELIVING IT.
05.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@acidgrandads.bsky.social @jarmain-etc.bsky.social @dannykelly.bsky.social Sunday soundtrack.
05.10.2025 17:19 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Made a banoffee pie for dessert last night? Was left out overnight…. Ate some for breakfast this morning. Regrets? Zero.
19.09.2025 10:10 — 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0I hate it here.
18.09.2025 08:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this how I learn you’re cheating on me?
15.09.2025 16:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Richard’s dog walker was getting the good boy poses today.
09.09.2025 19:02 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Fuck knows. But it would be my absolute worst nightmare job. One hint of one kicking out in a tantrum or shouting at me and I’d flip my shit, not try and win them over.
08.09.2025 20:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I watched Educating Yorkshire and I have no idea how teachers do it. I’d be in jail for punching one of the wee fucks. I don’t know how anyone has the patience for it.
08.09.2025 19:51 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0I hoofed through it in no time. That and In Flight. Easy viewing.
08.09.2025 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m interested to see how that goes in terms of charges….
08.09.2025 19:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m a massive advocate for do absolutely anything that makes you happy and feel better about yourself.
07.09.2025 21:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s incredible and he’s delighted.
07.09.2025 21:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noooo. My friend had one and it’s absolutely fucking incredible the results. Modern medicine is unbelievable
07.09.2025 20:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wasabi and ginger, waiter.
07.09.2025 20:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you know you’re awake for a hair transplant and it looks like tuna tartare? Cos I’m not ok with this.
07.09.2025 20:34 — 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Top.
07.09.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same. Last time we were replaying in the house and Neil was like ‘it’s Prince’ I’m arguing‘it’s fucking not I would know it’ and here I am - incredibly wrong. Still can’t get that mix on music app though.
07.09.2025 18:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same.
07.09.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You absolute doll! Thanks!
07.09.2025 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Coming to that time on a Sunday when I’ve looked at my diary for the week and start counting up my bank accounts to see how long I could live for if I just quit my job instead?
07.09.2025 18:37 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I know you told me it - but please can you drop me the prince track that I keep going on about but don’t know & keep forgetting?
07.09.2025 18:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The one off of Graham Ave was unreal!!! I didn’t know they had a few. Their everything bagel was like crack. The iced coffee may as well have been laced with cocaine - and I was here for it on Monday mornings.
07.09.2025 18:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Also realised it was Bread Brothers the name of my place! I always get that wrong. It was absolutely brilliant lunch scran!
07.09.2025 18:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0