Matt. With ✌🏻 Ts.

What? This is a bad take

This has to be rage bait.

I think we should implement publicly broadcast jousting in America for politicians performing in the bottom 10%. Do your job well or get impaled by a tree limb.

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ICE by the end of the week

Phone Internet browser has been slow and laggy.

*Opens tabs* 96 tabs open

“…oh…”

Why do IT people assume we know everything they do? Sure, I’ll clear my browser cache and update my drivers—if you tell me how! If I knew how to do it myself, I wouldn’t need you.

King Charles breaks silence after Andrew arrested - latest Former prince detained on suspicion of misconduct in public office after police swoop on his Sandringham home

Just wondering when any semblance of accountability will be in to occur to the political and the elite on this side of the pond. Asking for an entire country.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...

I find it comical that photographers are still warning us about shooting above ISO 100 and using the center column on our tripods. With modern sensors and image stabilization, these are no longer concerns.

Today is my birthday, which means it is also Michael Jordan’s birthday. Happy birthday, Michael.

I wanted it to tell more of the story of how the monster hunting Frankenstein wore him down into a mentally broken man by the end. In the book, he was hunted and taunted and he was never able to escape the monster. But the movie doesn’t really drive that point home.

Weird how the admission of aliens existing by the military a couple of years ago just quietly slipped under the radar. Barely anyone noticed or reacted.

This can’t be. Trump has been blowing up drug boats for months. You must be mistaken..

I have an interview today for the next position up in my group. I know all my interviewers. They’re my close coworkers and direct managers but I’m still nervous. I hate interviews.

Hey maga, have you received your $5000 DOGE check yet? What about your $2000 tariff rebate check? Mine must be lost in the mail. I’m sure it’s coming. He wouldn’t lie to us. I’m sure of it..

Well, after trialing four coffeemakers, I think I’ve finally landed on one I’m (mostly) happy with. I think it was the built-in burr grinder for me. It eliminated the need for a whole other appliance on my counter.
#coffee

Had a productive conversation with my 9yo about nutrition and how what we eat has a lot to do with how we feel. He’s genuinely interested in eating healthier so we started with a chicken wrap with lettuce, tomatoes, a bit of ranch. A mini cucumber that he eats like a drumstick.

I’m proud of him.

Donald Trump calls for immediate NFL rule change after what he saw in Super Bowl 60 Donald Trump called out one major rule among other things!

He really thinks he has absolute power. He thinks he has the final word on everything. This is so embarrassing.

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Nope. It’s 110% him. His tell is his capitalization of random improper nouns like Argument. The man is an illiterate clod.

“This is not what our founders desired”

Imagine typing this while explaining how you want to federalize voting when those same said founders explicitly gave the states that very power. He’s too stupid to realize he’s telling on himself.

“This is not what our founders desired”

Imaging typing this while explaining how you want to federalize voting when those same said founders explicitly gave the states that very power. He’s too stupid to realize he’s telling on himself.

“I will protect our elections!” Says the guy who literally tried to steal the 2020 election by pressuring swing state election officials to fabricate imaginary votes to stay in power.

This country is fucked if this man has his way. States need to bolster their election process.

How and why is meteorology the study of weather and not meteors?

Fair enough

Ahh but if I offered you a chocolate muffin, you’d accept. But if I offered you a chocolate cupcake without icing, you’d call me crazy.

Do all women do may small laundry loads every two days or is it just my fiance? Drives me nuts.

Why do we need to tell them? They have brains and eyes. I mean, cmon. It’s not like her incompetence is vague

There’s a lot to be upset about here, obviously, but I still just cannot get past the capitalization of random improper nouns. He’s such a dim witted, grammatically incorrect buffoon.

Because that would mean voting the other way and they’re incapable of voting in their own interests. They’d rather vote red and be miserable than vote democrat

The line between a chocolate muffin and a chocolate cupcake is dangerously thin.

This is the acting director of ICE saying this. It’s truly baffling to me that he can say this with a straight face. Absolutely unreal.