Matt. With ✌🏻 Ts.

Ultimately my goal before I die is to make it three hours away without Mary having to stop at every 👏🏻 single👏🏻 rest stop 👏🏻 to piss 👏🏻

“I refuse to watch Bad Bunny at halftime” he said while jamming his nachos into the salsa next to the tacos and guacamole.

Because he knows she’s the deciding vote to release the Epstein files. Point blank. He’s just delaying the inevitable

I can pay them back with my square space sponsorship that will absolutely follow. Once they see me shooting with a hasselblad, they will be chomping at the bit to add me to their laundry list of YouTube photographers

So basically if I start a #photography based #YouTube channel, #Hasselblad will gift me a $10k camera. Is that how it works?

Let me tell you first hand that eating homemade buttermilk #pancakes with no syrup is 100% not worth it.

#TronAres was dope. It’s a modern take on Frankenstein, which they elude to in the beginning. I thought it was a clever retelling of man creating a monster he did not understand, could not control, and ended up fearing in the end.

Afternoon #espresso ☕️

What is it exactly with boomers and going through every single one of their fucking ringtones in the middle of the communal break room while everyone is trying to eat and relax?! How can they be so god damned clueless and discourteous?

Ever want to just go home “sick” and then go home and sip coffee and read a book?

I’m sorry, but how is a functioning government not considered “essential”? I had to go to work during covid but the government can just fuck off whenever they come to a budget impasse?

We’re all just clowns performing in their circus, folks 🤡 🎪

#GovernmentShutdown

What’s with authors giving their characters absurd last names? “It was then that Harry Brauchmunster realized he was alone” loo what?

How much longer can the GOP delay swearing in the congresswoman that represents the vote needed to #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles?

Brought my son to fire prevention open house at the firehouse I an inactive member of at the moment. It made me realize how much I miss the job. Looking forward to going back active within the next year when I move back in district.

@southwestair-hq.bsky.social trying to spin their changes to flying their airline to align exactly with literally every other airline is a puzzling marketing choice. They used to be so good.

I will once again wake up tomorrow with blisters in my mouth from refusing to let my meatball sub cool before eating it. I will learn nothing from this recurring experience for the next time I make a meatball sub.

I asked my 9yo to clean his room and he’s been in there cleaning with no objection for the last 20 minutes while I watch football. I.. I don’t know what to do with my hands.

That’s a long winded way of saying they can’t violate people’s first amendment right. Cant judges start saying that. Make them hear that they’re violating constitutional rights.

I have a rather impressive backlog of prints awaiting framing. I should probably knock a few out before going into my darkroom to add to said backlog.

Saturday morning coffee is my lifeblood.

Hegseth announces Qatar will build air force facility at U.S. base in Idaho The move is a sign of increasingly close ties between the U.S. and Qatar.

Remember that “free” $400M jet Qatar “gifted” to trump? Well, here is one of the terms I’m sure they negotiated.

www.cbsnews.com/news/hegseth...

Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado wins the Nobel Peace Prize Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize. The Norwegian Nobel committee praised her as a key unifying figure in the opposition, advocating for free elections and...

In an unsurprising upset, the wannabe authoritarian dictator who is using the US military against its own citizens and kidnapping and deporting people without due process fell short of winning the #NobelPeacePrize ...again.

apnews.com/article/nobe...

And thanks to trumps big ugly bill, it won’t be regulated for ten more years. Imagine the damage ten years of unregulated AI will do this this world

Elon Musk's Satellites Now Constantly Falling Out of the Sky Multiple Starlink satellites from Elon Musk's SpaceX are falling to Earth every single day, an astronomer warns — and counting.

It appears Muskrat’s satellites are about as well built as his DePloreans.
futurism.com/space/elon-m...

This is what MAGA’s hate has turned them into. You can’t call yourself a Christian and support the actions of this ghoulish administration.

Tell me trump is grasping at straws without saying he’s grasping at straws. How embarrassing for him.

I miss the time in America when the biggest scandal in politics was Obama wearing a tan suit.

Please enjoy this photo of my two dogs in the middle of a high-stakes match of bitey face in the yard. Jackie is currently winning.

Age and term limits for all politicians

I can’t imagine possessing the audacity to make comments on who you think should’ve been picked to perform the halftime show while government employees aren’t getting paid this week. The GOP isn’t a serious party.