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Getting 600 fps on Minecraft lol

Ichigo and Simon the Digger in an aura-off. The battle lasts 10 years. There are no survivors

When I talk to women who are single and especially who are into me, I talk like I have a foot stuck in my mouth. Second she has a boyfriend I'm the literal rizzler

Me a mere moments after seeing a woman in a failing relationship that won't die anytime soon

A nice thing about being full time employed and done with college with no current living expenses is that now I go to bed thinking shit like "damn my carrots in Stardew Valley better have a high quality" instead of "damn the paper I just submitted determines my entire future"

Watching Elf with my sisters and this movie is explicitly anti-cop

Every three episodes of Dragon Ball 1986 they introduce a random new character who they spend a full episode on at least and then is never heard from again

Marvel Rivals might be ruining my life

> "I'm getting no heals"
> Look inside
> 17k healing

Also Starmaker is a great opening

My Hero was a very up and down experience overall but I do have to say I love the Overhaul Arc, the Infinite 100 section, and Mirio's character as a whole. Making him accept being quirkless and then basically parenting Eri made the payoff of her giving him his quirk back feel great

Why is it so inconceivable that I don't care about how much I owe to my loans because it's over 100k and I'm years from paying it off 😭

A proper shonen jump traditional fighter would fix me in ways that I can't even articulate

How I feel playing Marvel Rivals (there is no Jacob Lash)

Rising of the Shield Hero was my third most watched anime of 2024 I gotta kill myself

Went out drinking last night and got home at midnight I'm getting old

I think I've spoken to every hot guy in Philadelphia on Grindr

Made the terrible mistake of lying down after work when I have plans in an hour

Post-lunch Friday work is hell, it's warm and cozy in the office and I had a fire chicken sandwich for lunch and I could literally pass tf out right now

They'll never make a real JJK fighting game because there's no way to implement adult Gojo as a fighter that accurately captures infinity without making him unplayably broken. There's no way to adapt infinity to a fighting game context unless they go the GG Slayer route of "he's not going all out"

They announced an Okami sequel yesterday and I'm definitely excited for that but real ones remember and cherish Okami-Den, the original Okami sequel for the Nintendo DS

There's a military base in Staten Island, might be from there

I found this post on a cooking subreddit where a guy was sharing his recipes through a website he made for himself because he's dying of brain cancer and wanted to share something to leave behind. Been learning to cook myself so I'm definitely gonna try some of these out

bupkis.org

I’m going to say something bold here and publicly state that “murder is not the way to solve national problems” but suffering from chronic debilitating pain seems to be a much more logical reason for someone to go apeshit than women being in Star Wars

4:30-5pm is the most difficult half hour of the day

Idk if this is a hot take but a main character being punch and kick man doesn't necessarily make them a disinteresting character. Yes I'm talking about Yuji

If you use tiktok obfuscative language to avoid words like kill or sex you shouldn't be talking about adult topics at all

The Brian Thompson thing has proven to me that the liberal idea of intersectionality does way more harm than good

I find myself listening to Scorpion slightly more than I'd like to admit lol

It's a shame Drake is Like That because his earlier music especially is very fun and catchy