@bazecraze.bsky.social
Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
Looking at headlines like “President vows to kill everybody” in between searching for the perfect sweater for my brother-in-law.
02.12.2025 17:08 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Strong floor, no ceiling, can’t win!
30.11.2025 21:53 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“This turkey is wet and soft!” -me, trying not to say moist.
28.11.2025 21:58 — 👍 19 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0Guys, I’ve been taking this new supplement and I gotta say, I feel exactly the same.
23.11.2025 19:43 — 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
This is like a screen-freeze at the end of an 80s comedy. Cue “I Feel Good”.
21.11.2025 23:28 — 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0It would be nice if the president would stop giving my mom reasons to call me.
16.11.2025 04:45 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1Dow jumps 400 points after Trump says “I want the Dow to jump 400 points”.
13.10.2025 22:07 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I am ready to fall into savings.
01.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is like watching the 12th round of a fight that should have been stopped in the 10th.
22.09.2025 22:13 — 👍 174 🔁 29 💬 7 📌 0The Fart Locker
10.09.2025 01:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m gonna try that!
02.09.2025 22:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Congratulations to Host and Musical Guest on their engagement!
26.08.2025 19:28 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I don’t understand the “how do I explain this to my kids” argument. Nobody explained shit to us. You learned from your RA when you got to college.
25.08.2025 18:08 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ms Now is what a sarcastic grandma calls Rachel Maddow.
18.08.2025 14:22 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I didn’t reinvent myself. I just added a clock.
06.08.2025 15:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
05.08.2025 16:12 — 👍 64 🔁 5 💬 3 📌 1
Isn’t that why everyone goes?
31.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many are asking if Annie is okay. Are you okay Annie, they say. And it’s so true.
31.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0So much of the MAGA movement is just guys who were turned away from rollercoasters.
20.07.2025 19:24 — 👍 22 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0I kid the Coldplays
18.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It was so surprising when the camera landed on those two people at the Coldplay concert and they were both awake.
18.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 41 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Damn, first we’re ignored by the Emmys, now this!
18.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Zohran Mamdani once drove past a field full of cows and didn’t say “cows”.
08.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 96 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1Are you still talking about the plums in the icebox??The plums you were probably saving for breakfast have been talked about for years!! So sweet and so cold.
08.07.2025 18:10 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Beyond feckless. He has negative feck. The man owes feck.
02.07.2025 04:31 — 👍 187 🔁 17 💬 19 📌 10Remember, spray it in front of you and then walk into traffic.
01.07.2025 02:21 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0“So-and-so must resign” starting to feel like “Godzilla should stop it”.
30.06.2025 14:36 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Lay down your money and you bring your spouse…
23.06.2025 21:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If New York elects a progressive, all the rich people will pack up and move to wherever Cuomo lives.
20.06.2025 05:21 — 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0Waiting for Congress to act is like waiting for your Lyft that was 3 minutes away and is now 7 minutes away.
13.06.2025 21:30 — 👍 36 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0
