@bazecraze.bsky.social
Just some guy who definitely doesn’t write for a late night show.
Isn’t that why everyone goes?
31.07.2025 23:59 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Many are asking if Annie is okay. Are you okay Annie, they say. And it’s so true.
31.07.2025 17:37 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0So much of the MAGA movement is just guys who were turned away from rollercoasters.
20.07.2025 19:24 — 👍 16 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I kid the Coldplays
18.07.2025 18:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0It was so surprising when the camera landed on those two people at the Coldplay concert and they were both awake.
18.07.2025 18:16 — 👍 38 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Damn, first we’re ignored by the Emmys, now this!
18.07.2025 15:42 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Zohran Mamdani once drove past a field full of cows and didn’t say “cows”.
08.07.2025 18:35 — 👍 97 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 1Are you still talking about the plums in the icebox??The plums you were probably saving for breakfast have been talked about for years!! So sweet and so cold.
08.07.2025 18:10 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Beyond feckless. He has negative feck. The man owes feck.
02.07.2025 04:31 — 👍 188 🔁 17 💬 19 📌 10Remember, spray it in front of you and then walk into traffic.
01.07.2025 02:21 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0“So-and-so must resign” starting to feel like “Godzilla should stop it”.
30.06.2025 14:36 — 👍 48 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Lay down your money and you bring your spouse…
23.06.2025 21:36 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If New York elects a progressive, all the rich people will pack up and move to wherever Cuomo lives.
20.06.2025 05:21 — 👍 52 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 0Waiting for Congress to act is like waiting for your Lyft that was 3 minutes away and is now 7 minutes away.
13.06.2025 21:30 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0Trump being dismantled by an African immigrant is vibish.
05.06.2025 19:57 — 👍 14 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1We didn’t have a word for “polycule” in my day. We just said “improv theatre”.
03.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0The conservative movement is basically people who ditched senior year to go drink at the tree and think that’s as good as going to class.
31.05.2025 21:39 — 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Guy has clearly never been to a gas station.
28.05.2025 23:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We found 12 dopes is “the big picture”?
27.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Went into a room and forgot why I went in there and Jake Tapper wrote a book about me.
20.05.2025 13:40 — 👍 35 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 0We got a pope who won’t pronounce the “h” in “catholic”.
08.05.2025 17:57 — 👍 22 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t there used to be Congress?
04.05.2025 18:02 — 👍 48 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2We’re gonna be saying Merry Christmas again, but sarcastically.
30.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 40 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1Trump signs EO making “a lot” one word.
24.04.2025 03:30 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0This account rules, but mostly it has made me fear Toms River.
18.04.2025 15:18 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wow, he’s had a real same of heart.
17.04.2025 21:31 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Schumer building a Time Machine to go back and scold baby Hitler.
12.04.2025 15:07 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I know I’m old when someone posts “name a more iconic duo” and I can’t even name THAT duo.
07.04.2025 12:31 — 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0You crash the value of everything and then buy it for pennies on the dollar. Scooby-Doo villainy.
04.04.2025 18:44 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Reaching new levels of 10th grader who discovered cyberpunk.
02.04.2025 19:45 — 👍 17 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
