Michael

fwiw I think Labour will U-turn on ID cards like they have U-turned on literally everything else so far. That said, I'm interesting in seeing how far I can go while refusing to get a cringe little app that probably won't even work. What are they gonna do? Arrest me? Bring it on!!!!

I received an email from Octopus today saying they're hiking their time-of-use tariff rates, in part, because consumers were too good at shifting their use to cheap periods, so they were losing money. This tells you how powerful price signals are in driving efficient use of the power system.

🤓"heh...bet you didn't know Saint George was actually Turkish!"

Saint George WAS English. He DID kill a dragon on St George's Day in 1066, then he wrote the Magna Carta with his blood, sending every European to Brexit jail. 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🌹 Don't like it I'll help you pack.

I can tell if you *actually* hate AI or if you just performatively hate it because it's the "correct" socially enforced opinion in your friend circle. I know because I am also in this second group and I can spot you a mile off.

Shame there was no option for "the passing of the Town and Country Planning Act of 1947"

Every fucking time

>enquire about renting an apartment
>they don't reply for 2 weeks
>"yeah you can come see it 2 weeks from now"
>wait 2 weeks
>morning of viewing
>we are cancelling your viewing because somebody already rented it

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They should put one average-looking person on Love Island for comparison, to see if personality does matter

Excellent, now we begin the campaign to let 16 year olds buy tobacco and alcohol and lottery tickets.

IF YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN SMOKE. 😎🚬

The CIA planted the tree there to prevent people from finding out the truth.

As of today there are now 18 year olds in Britain who don't know a country outside of stagnation and decline...

It's not giving away the islands that bothers me, it's about paying for it. My entire life I've been told "um...we don't have enough money for nice things, sorry" and suddenly there's £30bn for a random African country to abolish their income tax.

like I said, in exchange for literally nothing

Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.

every drug I have ever taken, ranked best to worst

nasal spray
alcohol
cannabis
ibuprofen
caffeine
ket
dentist anaesthetic
nitrate
hookah
nicotine
dioralyte

They showed the movie adaptation in the Soviet Union as propaganda, but then had to ban it because Russian audiences were amazed that even the poorest Americans could afford a car

Interesting that the US minimum wage is so low now that it has effectively been abolished, only 0.1% of the workforce are getting paid as little as that.

For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of £12.21/hr.

It is fascinating the way you can take money from hungry children or disabled people without consequence, but try to limit the amount that goes to rich pensioners and everything implodes.

look at the size of the tumors on this tree! :0

(Joke post) Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Just kidding around, folks. (/s)

Bluesky grandma: Trump is too chicken to even cross a road

Fish Tank (2009) dir. Andrea Arnold

YouTube video by Aerial Tv SUBIMOS a las TORRES GEMELAS 3 meses antes del 11 SEPT

Argentinian guy's home movie from the time he visited the World Trade Center in June 2001. Except he holds the camera and talks like it's a modern vlog. Time traveller behaviour.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckN1...

for real Hearts of Iron looks wank. how do people get addicted and turned into extremists through what is clearly a boring game. get a job.

"Noooo!! We need to stay on permanent summer time so we have lighter evenings!!"
"Noooo!! We need to stay on permanent standard time so we have ligher mornings!!"

Hmm...What if... we had a system... that ensured we would have appropriate daylight hours for appropriate times of the year....???

nah she's probably too busy being an MP, oh wait

mfer talking like she wasn't literally prime minister and didn't have the opportunity to do this instead of passing unfunded tax cuts

20,000 useless things costing >£1 million or more? Like shooting fish in a barrel in Britain. The Youth Parliament costs £2.4m. Scrap that and it's only 19,997 to go. Nobody would miss it.