those genetically modified babies who are all 6'8", jacked, no diseases, never aging past 38, are going to be the biggest dickheads in human history when they grow up.
29.12.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@britmonkey.bsky.social
In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man in the whole history of mankind, worldwide. https://www.youtube.com/@BritMonkey
those genetically modified babies who are all 6'8", jacked, no diseases, never aging past 38, are going to be the biggest dickheads in human history when they grow up.
29.12.2025 13:18 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0podcast idea: every episode is a different famous person and they have a conversation with 3 people who have never heard of them, so the celebrity can experience what it is like to not be famous.
20.12.2025 02:48 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0fascinating
18.11.2025 13:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0NEW VIDEO:
14th April 1912 was quiet Sunday night in the busy North Atlantic shipping lanes, until the world's largest ship began transmitting a distress call.
youtu.be/LZ22waX_x0Y
fwiw I think Labour will U-turn on ID cards like they have U-turned on literally everything else so far. That said, I'm interesting in seeing how far I can go while refusing to get a cringe little app that probably won't even work. What are they gonna do? Arrest me? Bring it on!!!!
27.09.2025 00:41 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I received an email from Octopus today saying they're hiking their time-of-use tariff rates, in part, because consumers were too good at shifting their use to cheap periods, so they were losing money. This tells you how powerful price signals are in driving efficient use of the power system.
25.09.2025 13:56 โ ๐ 107 ๐ 25 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 8๐ค"heh...bet you didn't know Saint George was actually Turkish!"
Saint George WAS English. He DID kill a dragon on St George's Day in 1066, then he wrote the Magna Carta with his blood, sending every European to Brexit jail. ๐๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐ฌ๐ง๐น Don't like it I'll help you pack.
I can tell if you *actually* hate AI or if you just performatively hate it because it's the "correct" socially enforced opinion in your friend circle. I know because I am also in this second group and I can spot you a mile off.
23.08.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Shame there was no option for "the passing of the Town and Country Planning Act of 1947"
31.07.2025 00:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Every fucking time
>enquire about renting an apartment
>they don't reply for 2 weeks
>"yeah you can come see it 2 weeks from now"
>wait 2 weeks
>morning of viewing
>we are cancelling your viewing because somebody already rented it
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They should put one average-looking person on Love Island for comparison, to see if personality does matter
23.07.2025 20:43 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Excellent, now we begin the campaign to let 16 year olds buy tobacco and alcohol and lottery tickets.
IF YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN SMOKE. ๐๐ฌ
The CIA planted the tree there to prevent people from finding out the truth.
09.07.2025 20:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0As of today there are now 18 year olds in Britain who don't know a country outside of stagnation and decline...
01.07.2025 22:00 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0It's not giving away the islands that bothers me, it's about paying for it. My entire life I've been told "um...we don't have enough money for nice things, sorry" and suddenly there's ยฃ30bn for a random African country to abolish their income tax.
11.06.2025 18:15 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0like I said, in exchange for literally nothing
22.05.2025 14:52 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give ยฃ101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.
22.05.2025 14:25 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1every drug I have ever taken, ranked best to worst
nasal spray
alcohol
cannabis
ibuprofen
caffeine
ket
dentist anaesthetic
nitrate
hookah
nicotine
dioralyte
They showed the movie adaptation in the Soviet Union as propaganda, but then had to ban it because Russian audiences were amazed that even the poorest Americans could afford a car
12.05.2025 13:14 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Interesting that the US minimum wage is so low now that it has effectively been abolished, only 0.1% of the workforce are getting paid as little as that.
For comparison 5% of the UK workforce is on our minimum wage of ยฃ12.21/hr.
It is fascinating the way you can take money from hungry children or disabled people without consequence, but try to limit the amount that goes to rich pensioners and everything implodes.
06.05.2025 11:08 โ ๐ 1428 ๐ 349 ๐ฌ 76 ๐ 11look at the size of the tumors on this tree! :0
27.04.2025 20:41 โ ๐ 12 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Fish Tank (2009) dir. Andrea Arnold
11.04.2025 01:48 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Argentinian guy's home movie from the time he visited the World Trade Center in June 2001. Except he holds the camera and talks like it's a modern vlog. Time traveller behaviour.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckN1...
for real Hearts of Iron looks wank. how do people get addicted and turned into extremists through what is clearly a boring game. get a job.
11.03.2025 02:33 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0