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The Jesus Penis

@thejesuspenis.bsky.social

aka Christ’s Cock, that of @sweetjesus2000.bsky.social aka Messianic Manhood aka Deity Dick aka Salvation aka Communion aka Heavenly Hog aka Jesus Junk aka Prophet’s Prick

1,057 Followers  |  856 Following  |  2,938 Posts  |  Joined: 10.11.2023  |  1.959

Latest posts by thejesuspenis.bsky.social on Bluesky

Obviously

18.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When do you get here?!

18.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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If you see this
Post any photo in your gallery with no explanation.

17.10.2025 10:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

M
L
F
S

17.10.2025 05:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My mind just shut down cuz of this.

14.10.2025 07:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here’s a picture of my balls.

14.10.2025 06:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like you’re yanking my chain with this question

14.10.2025 06:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mine was the opposite of that, as you can see….

14.10.2025 05:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MLFS

12.10.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Toy? What kind of toys? 🤔

12.10.2025 06:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh THAT’S the surprise!
Not the one I hoped for, but still a very good one!🦴

12.10.2025 05:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ah the Expos. The heartbreakers. The year of the strike they were bound to win it all.
And then they were gone…. 😢

11.10.2025 06:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words " praise hands " above him

You’re flying out here?
Pack light

11.10.2025 04:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How powerful is it? Can your destroy the universe? Can it bend humanity to its will? At least the men?
So many questions

11.10.2025 04:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The pleasure is ALLLLLL mine

11.10.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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11.10.2025 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’ll be a big surprise!

11.10.2025 04:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only picky about plant based?
Good thing I’m not a plant.

Though I do grow and can sometimes be described as “wood”

11.10.2025 04:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Stop thinking about me when you’re in meetings.
Simple

11.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m a penis

07.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cris Duckworth

07.10.2025 05:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I know you’ll take that one way, but it’s meant the other way.
Whatever. Idc.

07.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Guess what happens if I eat (you) after midnight?

06.10.2025 06:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You’ll ship yourself???

<calling UPS>

06.10.2025 06:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank goodness nobody called her a fascist, otherwise it could be said that this violence was incited 

06.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Maybe if I were more vehicular

06.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some people don’t like dick

06.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m a penis!

06.10.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine a car getting all bent out of shape because of something a penis said.

Bluesky is a crazy place.

06.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Probably Obama’s

06.10.2025 01:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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