Aspen's Bug Emporium 🕷️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

how does something like this even happen

im not great at salmon run but i AM good at panicking and running away from things

the majority of my kills are pure luck and convenient timings

two birds one stone, or something like that?

that was the most obvious bait ever. how did that work for two people.

my tip for vertical flings is to just do it and hope it lands

audax & kyandi coming across a random afk player

she totally almost called her babe.

it's me I'm audax mfs

audax mfs when they see a fish portal

[voice of that one red button] That was easy

Many prlz

I like portal floors if it's not obvious 😭

Have y'all ever had the Jelletons finish an 8-ball stage for you?

Not huge on the double zone stages though 😭

That was quicker than I anticipated

Yeah naw I'm not throwing away my run like that

Hey so range + homing shots is broken as hell-

Like clockwork-- very messy and inconsistent clockwork, that is!

Twister time! Twister time! Twister time! Twister time! Twister time!

near-deathmaxxing run

[steve harvey voice] KILL!

anxiety simulator

the way they just pointed at me and laughed felt personal

if i was unmedicated rn I think I would've just ended it all right there

yes id like to side order one cheesed map please

DO A FLIP!! /ref

A screencap of a NASCAR race. The pit crew surrounds the pulled-over car, labeled "The Revolution". Each crew member reads: "Solidarity", "Education", "Sustainable Food Production", "Community Defense", "Mutual Aid", and "Art".

i also post about US politics. sorry for my friends out of the country. shit is miserable right now.

but under all that stressful stuff, I love to see and repost more lighthearted and cool stuff like animals, art, or seasonal sports. so if that mix appeals to you, maybe we should be friends

i post invertebrate content.
i post content from/about Gaza/Falastin and the g3n0cide. Israel as a concept defies Judaism. Antisemitism will not be tolerated either. An inability to separate Zionists from other Jews warrents a block. Just do it yourself pretty much. Never again means never again. 🇵🇸

welcome to my page. leftist as in "armed minorities are harder to oppress". trans as in "you cannot misgender me if you tried".

this will be my pinned thing for more threads and stuff