Animo

Officially moving to Seattle oh you homosexuals aren't ready for my flat ass

Legends Z-A doesn't have spheal that's the equivalent of like twenty 9/11s

How are y'all horny in the morning??? Absolutely DEMONIC

You didn't have to say the quiet part out loud🥀

Trying to be better about communication with friends & family and then immediately falling into a depressive pit

Trixie Mattel doing a double peace sign in a red and white costume with no hair or makeup.

Successfully made it to 30 without ever experiencing a hangover

Ok pity party over! I care, but what's meant to be will be!

Bombed an important interview I think I need to go hide for a few years

日本語練習を忘れていた…許してくれ😭

ツイッターでツイートしてるんだがBlueskyはどうでしょう？英語で言葉はないね？

For my 30th I'd love a crowdfunded lobotomy

Online learning is one of humanity's greatest inventions because nothing can compare to the joy of muting children at will

I sadly do not know yet am looking (dis)respectfully

Also love how just from this account you'd think all I do is gym and be horny (partially true but I'll never let them know it)

The one night I have the house to myself it's crickets from the men oh I hate it hereeeee

Going to the gym late makes me feel so cunty it's like getting hot but classified to the general public

Been to the gym three times this week and no one's told me they need me

We'll be at CC's again if deemed worthy of your presence 😶‍🌫️

Oui'd doesn't make me horn knee but coffee does why can't I be normal

Only two of my very attractive twi**er mutuals have moved over here so like when's everyone else supposed to show up

Called in to work but there's nothing for me to do so I'm getting paid $140 to sit on my phone for 7 hours

When stan Twitter moves here do we call them stan sky or stan blue?

High everyone