🍸 martini 🗡️

i have this sick and confusing and downright horrifying urge to start posting on tiktok

A meme draw-over of two of my Kingdom of Loathing OCs. The blue banner at the top reads "Cook stuff:", and below it is my Disco Bandit, Nicky, holding a cookie in the image of my Accordian Thief, Melanie. The text above them reads, "Baking my non-ascended wife into a cookie because I miss her". Nicky has a frown on his face and is staring at the cookie longingly.

you gain 15 smarm #oc

KoL: August's Item-of-the-Month is now available in Mr. Store. Pick up a Möbius ring box and check out your past, present, and future.

A screenshot of a tweet by @MelKassel. The tweet reads: ME: hey. how was your day THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT & UNTETHERED FROM TIME, IN MY KITCHEN: 👁️ ME: don't know why I fuckin bother

OG tweet as well

A sketch of my Shadows over Loathing OC, Leon. He is holding a cigarette and is smiling; beside him is the text, "ME: hey. how was your day". Below him there is a detailed drawing of an eye in the style of the Shadowcaster from SOL, with the text "THE EYE THAT FLOATS UNBLINKING, SILENT AND UNTEHERED FROM TIME, IN MY KITCHEN: 👁️". Below that is the same Leon drawing, this time disgruntled and frowning, with the cigarette in his mouth. The text next to him says: "ME: don't know why I fuckin bother".

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I went to a small engine repair place to get my broken lawnmower fixed, and he did it for just $100! sweet deal. when I picked the lawnmower up (it's working great!) the guy said "now you're $100 poorer, plus you have chores to do". why did he do this

drawing of a character with short gold hair, big glasses, and a lab coat. she has a big mischievous grin on her face as she adjusts her glasses. the background is green with a polka dot pattern.

🎉 100th attack!!! 🎉
i wanted to attack a mutual for this occasion!

@mukuuji.bsky.social's carmilla!
#artfight #coffeedraws

slurpee machine with one crashed screen

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

An experimental piece of my Shadow Over Loathing OC, Leon Hyde. He is walking out of a dark alleyway with his hands in his coat, staring down contentedly at two shadow minions who are running about his feet, seemingly playful. A fog of shadow covers one of his eyes and most of the alleyway.

friends in low places #shadowsoverloathing

drawing of shadows over loathing OCs marjorie and leon, in swapped outfits. marjorie is posing confidently and stylishly in the dark trench coat outfit, while leon seems a little more deadpan about their white/light gray uniform.

various doodles and meme redraws of shadows over loathing OCs marjorie and leon, and an appearance of my own OC casseus. from the upper left: a redraw of the "floating boy chasing running boy" meme, of leon hovering surrounded in shadow magic, while casseus frantically runs away. upper right, a marjorie with a cheese wheel and slice above her, with a big enthusiastic smile. text reads, "stay cheesy!". lower left, leon drinking a glass of shadow wine with a silly straw. lower right, leon and marjorie as hausofdecline's "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy" meme.

@jazzagent.bsky.social's marjorie and leon! outfit swap, and then incomprehensible mixture of memes (featuring my casseus)
#coffeedraws #artfight

A stylized art piece of Ron Copperhead from Kingdom of Loathing. He is staring down at the viewer with a lit lighter in his hand and a red flag behind him. Text above him reads: "IF THE RED ZEPPELIN GOES DOWN, IT GOES DOWN IN FLAMES." This specific piece has a red overlay on top.

A stylized art piece of Ron Copperhead from Kingdom of Loathing. He is staring down at the viewer with a lit lighter in his hand and a red flag behind him. Text above him reads: "IF THE RED ZEPPELIN GOES DOWN, IT GOES DOWN IN FLAMES."

if the red zeppelin goes down, it goes down in flames. (ron design by apis_m on discord 🔥) #kingdomofloathing

various doodles of my kingdom of loathing OC, basil. on the right is a full body drawing, where he is wearing a chef's uniform and is holding a sauce pan. on the left are two bust shots, one of which where he looks extremely stressed out and the other in which he is very flustered and blushing brightly.

his name is basil pesteaux, and he's a sauceror. contrary to nominative determinism, his favorite pasta sauce is actually cacio e pepe. he is constantly a nervous wreck and is the worst poker player ever on account of being completely unable to hide any of his emotions.
#coffeedraws #oc

holy shit

Photo of Tom Lehrer

My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.

drawing so many loathing ocs during art fight has given me more confidence in how to draw fedoras correctly

an image that says "CAT GAME !!!! look at this cat. you won!!!!" including, of course, a picture of my cat linus

a full body drawing of my shadows over loathing OC, jazzmine. she is holding her potted tentacle plant in two hands.

received jazzmine from yinmin!
#oc

a two-part image. top image shows a paint-over of a black and white cat, with a human hand holding its head/ears back, and its paws are up. the paint-over shows human AU pilcrow's hair on the cat, and juniper's sleeve on the human. below is a colored bust drawing of human AU pilcrow, with small bust doodles of default pilcrow and juniper to the left. the background has a patterned sky blue frame around a crossword puzzle with a gold-yellow filter over it.

received pilcrow (and juniper) from @jazzagent.bsky.social! im including the thumbnail because it cracks me up every time i look at it
#oc #junipil

drawing of two kingdom of loathing ocs, a disco bandit and accordion thief. the two are dancing together, holding hands.

the revenge chain continues >:)
@jazzagent.bsky.social's tricky nicky and melanie!
#coffeedraws #artfight #kingdomofloathing

drawing of a shadows over loathing cheese wizard OC. she is wearing a chef's uniform, has dark hair over one eye and glasses. she is grimacing as she wields a spatula and two small vials of spices. dialog reads, "unbelievable... why do i have to be the healer?"

kiwinatorwaffles's leah!
#coffeedraws #artfight

two panel comic of shadows over loathing OC marjorie. panel one shows her cowering with her hands at her head, shouting "call an ambulance! call an ambulance!". in panel two she is holding a shotgun, boldly continuing with "but not for me!"

and the obligatory revenge, @jazzagent.bsky.social's marjorie!
i dont remember this part of the dark noel showdown 🤔
#coffeedraws #artfight #shadowsoverloathing

received tino from @jazzagent.bsky.social! i think this is the first time someone aside from me has drawn tino, very special 🥹
#kingdomofloathing #oc

just realized his moustache isn't colored in 😭

A reference image of a KOL OC. At the top there is a playlist listing multiple songs: "Love Shack by The B-52's, Disco Inferno by The Trammps, The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats, Burn, Baby, Burn by Sea Power, Burning Down the House by Talking Heads, and Want To Be Free by Sea Power." The OC, Tricky Nicky, is standing in the middle. There is a mosquito next to him labeled "Dizzy". There are arrows pointing to specific details on his outfit. Next to him, text reads: "Tricky Nicky, He / She, Disco Bandit. Bandit mask is makeup. Belt buckle is a flame. His lapels + pants + one sleeve has flame decals; his shoulderpads + belt buckle are flames. Shoes have soles that were made to spark when sliding. Colors can be screwed around with as long as they're greyscale. Hair is lighter, though."

quick and dirty ref just until art fight is over

I don’t knowwwww I dont knowww how to get ouuttt

(stoically chopping wood at a remote cabin)
Subway franchise manager: strange place to find the world's best sandwich artist
me: ..that's the past. I left that life behind

That we continue to persist at all is a testament to our faith in one another.

Bro it's been like 30 years we need to fuckin figure this shit out

are they giants or not

shoutout to that security guard who yelled "woah, pinstripes!" at me while we were arriving to the venue