I already asked her if she wants down, got off the bed, and reached my arms out to lift. She hopped up to my pillows.

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Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Them: Tell me about a time you failed at something...

Me: I didn't take a photo of the man cycling his Labrador in a baby carriage bike attachment

Interviewer: I meant job-wise

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Stay fly always

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