@dadjoke.bsky.social
No politics. Only The Best Dad Jokes!
The right is melting down over a fake Fox story that the Biden Administration is going to limit alcohol to two beers a week. Wait till I tell them itโs gotta be just two Bud Lights.
It must be painful to be this stupid.
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07.06.2023 06:33 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0โYour underwear is much too tight and very revealing,โ I said to my wife.
She said, โWear your own then.โ :)
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Ha ha
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Who's addicted and who's learning
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01.06.2023 06:32 โ ๐ 76 ๐ 18 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1I already was having a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary.
It just goes from bad to worse.
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01.06.2023 01:05 โ ๐ 38 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 5A chemist froze himself at -273.15 C, and everyone said he was crazy.
It turned out he was 0K.
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30.05.2023 04:50 โ ๐ 41 ๐ 10 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That's just how I roll.
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Thanks for explaining the word 'Plethora' to me.
It means a lot.
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29.05.2023 02:57 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0What did the fish say when it swam into the wall ๐งฑ?
Dam!
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