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Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta away.
Get it? I'll be here all week.
Don't forget to tip your waitress.

21.02.2025 14:35 — 👍 39393    🔁 2216    💬 1695    📌 173

ty for that, im glad its not just me 🥲 ive been relaxing a lot and we use different positions/toys and i told him what he did that really felt like it so im pretty confident it will happen

18.02.2025 23:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its definitely because i get in my head, hes super patient and he knows my body almost better than me lol been getting closer lately tho i think its close

18.02.2025 23:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i neeeed to learn how i need to experience this soo bad 😭😭😭

18.02.2025 22:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

happy #feralfriday my period depression has passed now im in heat and i need my partner sb

07.02.2025 17:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We're living George Orwell's 1984: IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

04.02.2025 23:12 — 👍 37691    🔁 5150    💬 1219    📌 196

*him getting ready to pull out*

me: noo cant you just live there 🥺

26.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

went for a ride with my person yesterday and when i got outside to the truck they were waiting for me with my door open all because i said nobody has ever opened a car door for me 🥹

20.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

whenever i wanna be completely unhinged on threads i remember that, so many people i know irl, including my sister, follow me there and i.. cant 😭

17.01.2025 01:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

David Lynch as Gordon Cole in Twin Peaks

RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.

16.01.2025 18:19 — 👍 24707    🔁 2660    💬 452    📌 376

Sorry to hear about David Lynch. I worked beside him (same studio) while he was making BLUE VELVET. He answered my questions about his work with grace and honesty. I especially enjoyed his deeply existential comic strip, The Angriest Dog in the World.”

16.01.2025 23:02 — 👍 42453    🔁 2455    💬 380    📌 71