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This is awesome

05.12.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only legal scholars I want to hear from in the years to come are the ones seriously thinking about how to fully disempower the Supreme Court. What would that take? THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. Offer practical suggestions that could become political campaigns led by the public.

05.12.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck is wrong with ukraine flag pfps?

05.12.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ orders prison inspectors to stop considering LGBTQ safety standards A memo obtained by NPR shows the Justice Department is telling inspectors to stop evaluating prisons using standards designed to protect trans and other LGBTQ community members from sexual violence.

This is nothing less than institutionalized rape as collective punishment, a vile practice used by the worst regimes for centuries.
www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...

05.12.2025 13:48 β€” πŸ‘ 90    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

hey thats me πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯Ή

05.12.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He lowered Pennsylvania’s flags for 3 days when Charlie Kirk died and for 0 days when Melissa Hortman and her husband were killed.

05.12.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 527    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Democrats really don’t get that theres is a very clear Palestine test in place now for 2028, and literally none of the current β€œfront runnersβ€œ would pass it

05.12.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there a discord badge for your friends roasting you in the chat because they caught you playing Supermarket Simulator at 11 am on a thursday?

05.12.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well lucky for him, I am ALSO the CEO of a company*

*unmonetized spider youtube channel

05.12.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll never forget seeing someone on here legitimitaly ask why the black panthers weren’t doing anything to fight trump, and why they weren’t at no kings 🀑

05.12.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shit like this is why I don’t lose hope. because so many people are showing up and doing the work and organizing, and doing it with zero help from the β€œopposition” party.

more people understand β€œwe keep us safe” than we think

05.12.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oregon’s largest teachers’ union hosts training to protect students from ICE β€’ Oregon Capital Chronicle More than 600 teachers and school staff are expected to attend training sessions in Bend, Eugene and Oregon City over the weekend.

Oregon’s largest teachers’ union will host several statewide trainings meant to teach school staff, families and community members how to keep students and families safe under increasingly aggressive federal immigration enforcement actions taking place near schools.

04.12.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

literally the foundation

05.12.2025 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨MASS MUTUALS🚨

05.12.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ALERT ALERT, Mass friends!

Be on the lookout.
Help your neighbors.

05.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yes. if you willingly sell goods to nazis, you are financially benefitting from nazis.

which is something only nazis do.

btw this stupid comparison is in defense of weapons sales

05.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Bill Cassidy gets a Nuremberg trial so he can explain why he aided and abetted tens of thousands of deaths even though he knew better.

05.12.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I really need to get better about using our library, its so close and I know I’m gonna kick myself for not using it enough when we eventually move

05.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote about CNN partnering with a gambling app that lets you wager on famine in Gaza, what this shift portends in our media, the obvious moral hazards of this arrangement, and β€œnews” as politically impotent, disempowering spectator sport

05.12.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 23

"All is lost" narratives are popular because people generally do not want to take action. Taking action is tiring so if all is lost, you are off the hook. Nothing is more seductive than not having to do anything.

05.12.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2239    πŸ” 847    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 0

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

05.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 16658    πŸ” 5114    πŸ’¬ 558    πŸ“Œ 319

oh dear god

05.12.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

THIIIISSS....is Isabelle, a famous internet microcelebrity.

05.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also, I guarantee one of trumps granddaughters or Barron showed him tiny japanese truck tiktok at some point, and his dementia melted brain was like β€œIVE GOT IT”

05.12.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Prayers up for Sluggo!!

05.12.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey y’all! Sluggo is gonna be changing job soon, and he has a couple of options floating around out there so if you could shake loose some thoughts and prayers, or vibes, or whatever sort of thing you do, we would appreciate it. Just paid rent so can’t afford to hire Etsy witches right now.

05.12.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this is what happens when your political beliefs revolve entirely around β€œorange man bad” and you have zero grasp of real world policies that would make things better.

LIKE SMALLER CARS.

05.12.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

ok all you liberals in the comments mocking this because trump put it forward: you could just go be republicans if you’re that attaches to your F-350

05.12.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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patrick star and spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room . ALT: patrick star and spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants are standing next to each other in a dark room .

Trump when the rare rational thought occurs: β€œhey, lets just make smaller cars. they’ll cost less, they’re safer for spotting pedestrians, lower fuel usage and more easy to build electric or hybrid”

The Ford C-Suite:

05.12.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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