Arguing the toss about whether or not they'd promised "luxury", as if it makes any difference when they literally served them raw potatoes. π
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Fuck off with your Skeggy slander Alan!! What have you got down your way, Clacton? Midlands Riviera any day of the week!
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Trying to think of some sort of "pyramid scheme" pun, but I'm struggling. Partly because I don't really understand what a pyramid scheme is. #TheApprentice
Say that Egyptian rice is supposed to be crunchy. Blag it.
I should be on this.
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Shouldn't they have at least TRIED one of the potato wedges to make sure they were cooked? I would have done. Mind you, I do bloody love potato wedges. #TheApprentice
You'd think "make sure your clients don't die of thirst/starvation in the middle of the desert" would be one of the more basic rules for this type of thing, but this at least the second time (after Dubai a couple of years ago) that #TheApprentice candidates have played VERY fast and loose with it.
*and the building height stuff.
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No fucking way am I calling someone I already know "Chef" just because they're temporarily pretending to be a chef for the purposes of a games how. Not a million years. #TheApprentice
Is it weird that I found his "what do they do with all the sewage?" material quite interesting? #TheApprentice
Do none of these people ever feel like shouting "Oi, Karen/Tim, I'm trying to pitch here, can you stop shaking your head in exasperation? Cheers."
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This. Again. #TheApprentice
Wait, what does this... do? Or, what is it supposed to do?
They did end up having an album called Urban Turban... which was in part a compilation of a series of singles they released called The Singhles Club!
#Neighbours
Just a sub-breed of dalmatian.
Haha, probably! I got only got into football in the early 90s and they were certainly saying it then!
This is the most early 90s opinion I've heard in a long time.
"Remember, they want quality. That's the brief."
Bloody he'll, these clients are demanding.
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If you've enjoyed curling at the Winter Olympics, you'll definitely like this late 90s Super Furry Animals video.
youtu.be/dv1h3VSQjf8?...
This means I was in a band with someone who was in a band with someone who was in a band with someone who was in a band with someone who might do Eurovision. I think.
Haha, fair enough!
Go on...
One of the many, many ridiculous things about #TheApprentice is that we watch footage of these people doing the tasks but (as it's presented at least) Alan Sugar, the guy gambling a quarter of a million quid on one of them, DOESN'T. Why wouldn't he?!
Hope you do! If you do, my pub tip is the hard-to-find (well it would have been, pre Google Maps) Kneaded Pint. Eight minutes walk from the ground.
You might be right! Their most recent brush with fame was against Chesterfield in the 3rd round. It was televised and BBC really played up the "rural village" angle. Bit of artistic license to say the least! It's basically a suburb of Leicester.
Close! Leicester and Lincoln. Lincoln in the automatic promotion slots, Leicester six points clear of safety but with a potential points deduction hovering over them. Agreed, not enough of a gap between them historically to make it fool proof. My REALLY small club are Anstey Nomads of the 8th tier.
It's not a garden either!
I feel like she was a bit underused on the former (not that I'd really want to change ANYTHING about that song)
The gang in Scooby Doo simply would not have time for that volume of trips and adventures given how time consuming all their various depositions and court dates would be for ongoing criminal cases they were key witnesses for
The fact that Lego went from being the most amazing, creative, cheap toy brand to the most expensive, uncreative but insanely popular junk needs to be studied.