don’t hurt my spooky feelings

Supreme Court Backs Off Dems After Dems Agree To Historic Self-Own

I’m all for yelling at every elected democrat who failed even before they caved, but in order for the cave-in to complete, the house must return to session, at which time the Epstein Files will have votes to be released? What am I missing?

I’m mad at Senate Dems, too, but does this force the house to reopen and confirm the 218th vote to release the Epstein files

A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.

God forbid the consultants you pay to do your thinking for you pick up on the message that centrism is not the way forward.

you two belong together in the private sector

I’m very happy for NYC to elect a mayor who so clearly loves his city and ALL of it residents.

Minneapolis, on the other hand, elected Jacob Frey, who fucking hates Minneapolis and all of the gd poors who live here.

whatever happens tonight minneapolis, at least we know that come tomorrow morning, win or lose, jacob frey can fuck off and go to hell

Total Alpha

Carnahan or Bust

October 29th, 1992: The Greatest Snow Storm in Minnesota History Did Not Keep Me From My Appointed Rounds

you guys im so close to making it another week without replying to any slack inquiries with “ur butt” see you soon, employee of the month parking space

how many more victims exist because mike johnson is sheltering pedophiles?

is mike johnson on the epstein list?

I believe this game is called “just asking questions”

I periodically tell my spouse what my answers would be to various standard questions on a married couple quiz show, except I make the answers horrible.

What’s our favorite show? The Wall starring Chris Hardwick

What’s our song? Danny Boy

There is only one way to win and it is my stupid answers.

I dare you to point out what a failure that is in the lede

stfu

are we just supposed to trust you

if i come to you with an idea for a funny video it is your job to tell me my idea sucks

hot take llms make ppl uncomfortable bc they force folks to realize how much of human existence is just completing patterns that may or may not have value

delete your account

it’s street sweeping day on my block in south Minneapolis. they put out signs last week, but they won’t ticket or tow cars that don’t comply with removal orders.

i have a sneaking suspicion this leniency changes depending on where in Minneapolis someone is

I’ve been riding the blue line a couple of days a week. It’s just incredible that the strong mayor who oversaw every last bit of fencing and concrete rubble distribution in south Minneapolis is running for another term. You are clearly not on the right track, jacob

are you sure you don’t need to run this question by carol becker first

I don’t run for office because I know full well that I am not the best candidate for any elected office and I expect the same basic self awareness from the stupid fuck who got himself a nazi tattoo, but that’s a high bar for a stupid fuck with a nazi tattoo, so here we are.

President Epstein Spraypaints Statue of Liberty Gold is like two weeks away

President Epstein built the Epstein Ballroom prior to construction of the Epstein Presidential Library.

Yes. President Epstein built the Epstein Ballroom prior to the construction of the Epstein Presidential Library.

Being married to Tane Danger is certainly an ace in the hole for moderation skills

Yes. President Epstein built the Epstein Wing of the White House. The Epstein Presidential Library will be in Miami. This is the way.

just spitballing here but whatever hideous shitshow president epstein’s White House patio ends up being, it’s ten times the security nightmare lemme guess Rudy knows a guy who’s doing the construction