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@dsmdexter.bsky.social

Twitter refugee from the increasingly fascist notUSA. Sometimes I can be a dick, but most of the time I'm Mike. Where my name came from. https://www.washingtonpost.com/science/2021/05/19/cicada-fungus-sex-drive/

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It's finally over...

11.10.2025 05:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Constitution does not specify Who must give the oath to an incoming Representative (or other official). We donโ€™t need Mike Johnson or any other GOP protector of child rapists.

Have AOC swear in the new Rep and put all the sex offenders and accomplices in jail.

10.10.2025 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1226    ๐Ÿ” 337    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 38    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I know Mike Johnson says there is nothing for the House to do but there is.

You see by law a budget was supposed to be in place by Sept 30th, but Rs havenโ€™t passed one. The reason? There isnโ€™t a GOP budget. They havenโ€™t even started working on one. This is what the House should be doing FFS!

10.10.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3497    ๐Ÿ” 1191    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 118    ๐Ÿ“Œ 47
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Nothing but respect for Ms Rachel schooling the drone president on every personsโ€™ humanity.

10.10.2025 21:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A poster in green ink on off white paper. In the center is a woodcut style illustration of a protester wearing an inflatable frog costume standing up against two ICE agents. The text above and below reads:

VIVE LA
RIBBITSTANCE

A poster in green ink on off white paper. In the center is a woodcut style illustration of a protester wearing an inflatable frog costume standing up against two ICE agents. The text above and below reads: VIVE LA RIBBITSTANCE

Experimenting with a new concept using @queermedieval.bsky.socialโ€™s Portland Frog woodcut. Embracing goofiness as protest.

10.10.2025 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1147    ๐Ÿ” 300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Ummmโ€ฆtheyโ€™ve been doing this for decades. None of yโ€™all cared then. Hereโ€™s one from Del Rio Chief; put out during the Biden Administration foretelling their plans, & you didnโ€™t care then. You didnโ€™t care to warn the people, & you still donโ€™t.

10.10.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Not changed, exposed it for what it is.

11.10.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would rank the original one first.
Because I saw part of it on TV once.
The other ones I haven't seen.
Maybe Thunderdome 2nd because I think Tina Turner was in it.

11.10.2025 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and physically), companies financially self-destructing, and whatever Yamaha is doing, it is basically Ducati first, the others in a 4-way tie for last. I don't know what teams will do for next season because it will be lame duck, hopefully the teams will consolidate and give Ducati a run.

11.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

narrowed. Partially Ducati backing up, part the other catching up. Finishing positions are a better reflection of the teams. That is where Gigi and Ducati have maintained. The only team I have seen that improved overall this season is Honda. Between star riders self destructing (mentally

11.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To judge the relative levels, I think you should look at qualifying. I'm not going to go back and look it up but I have a feeling that there have been many more non-Ducatis on the front row this season. Of course, there are fewer ducs. But the potential performance between the manufacturers has

11.10.2025 02:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

These people see and hear spanky behind the scenes. They can see he's losing it. There will be a power vacuum; they want to fill it..

11.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tell abbott to go run some laps...

11.10.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm so sorry for your loss.๐Ÿ˜ข

10.10.2025 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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you can't if you don't An image tagged you can't if you don't

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10.10.2025 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It still doesn't sound like something the secdef should be "proud" of.

10.10.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth sucks. The Qataris suck. But we arenโ€™t giving Qatar an airbase in Idaho. Itโ€™s building dorms etc. at an existing base to train them on F-15s we sold them, just like Singapore already has there. Common arrangement we have with lots of countries. This one was already being planned under Biden.

10.10.2025 17:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1341    ๐Ÿ” 366    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 116    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

He's a piece of shit. He had me fooled, but the signs were there. I just ignored them. But he is still better than dr oz.

10.10.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs to be part of your profile!

10.10.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Broken clocks...

10.10.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His process is getting down on his knees. And he ain't praying.

10.10.2025 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things that need dexterity, I do left-handed. Things that require strength, I do right-handed. Except for bowling. Whatever side of the lane the ball return is on, that's the hand I use. And I am equally bad with either.

10.10.2025 19:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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But wait, there's more...

10.10.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He didn't have to look; they swarm to him like flies to dogshit.

10.10.2025 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'GOP will struggle': Trump ally panics over 'deliberate sabotage of MAGA' from within A controversial Donald Trump ally is sounding the alarm, warning on Friday about a "deliberate sabotage of MAGA."MAGA activist Laura Loomer, who has the ear of the president and has been dubbed the Tr...

You gotta love it!
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10.10.2025 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Time for Newsom to make an offer to troops to join the army of the Republic of California...

10.10.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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WAKE UP, AMERICA!

10.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11998    ๐Ÿ” 5258    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 330    ๐Ÿ“Œ 195
I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band)
YouTube video by The Moody Blues - Topic I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock And Roll Band)

RIP, John Lodge
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xvr...

10.10.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We will probably see the light in the Caribbean. If I was a Venezuelan fisherman, I would probably take the day off today.

10.10.2025 13:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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