Doyle Baccalieri

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.

Not before taking a bunch of photos with half the people named in the Epstein documents first, of course

The intention of the anti trans project, from “just asking questions” to “fairness in sports” was always this: to make it illegal and impossible to be trans in society.

To create pretexts for our arrest and removal, if we don’t put ourselves under house arrest.

To punish us for being different.

20-odd NHL stars, their agents, marketing consultants, and teams really watching it all get thrown down the drain just to get a chance to facetime with an 80-year-old pedophile and drink one beer with 5-foot-6 bug-eyed Cybertruck enthusiast

And their prize for this is they now get to sit there and listen to a brain addled, sundowning octogenarian talk about how great he is for 2 to 3 hours before he walks off with one of their gold medals.

Remember, this guy then killed an MIT professor while they were stumbling to catch up

Nathan MacKinnon looking sad holding an Olympic stuffy

This should help

Nathan MacKinnon looking sad holding an Olympic stuffy

Maybe a second stuffy would cheer him up

Jack Hughes is throwing rocks tonight

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

It's always a sure-fire sign of innocence when your attorney says he'll kill if you don't stop talking.

“Get Aaron Judge, Bobby Witt Jr, Paul Skenes, both Shoheis and you should be set. Also get Tarik Skubal and Juan Soto just to be safe. You’re welcome.”

Of all the things we are doing in MN, this one is just beyond. Imagine being released from hell alone in the cold. And a total stranger has waited all night with a blanket just to be ready to hug you and carry you home. Every job we do is crucial, but this one is what restores humanity and dignity.

My dad borderline despises this team. He’s been actively rooting for Canada this Olympics and I don’t blame him.

Headline: Rockies’ Kris Bryant ‘in pain every day,’ can’t play baseball but not retiring

Same and same. Also not retiring. Now someone give me $27M.

This is fucking sick

They talk and act exactly like Nazis in pursuit of the exact same objectives as Nazis using the exact same tactics and rationales as Nazis but it would be wrong to call them Nazis until they grow the little mustache.

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

Welcome to Jackass

The full clip with the commentary is much too much. I am wheezing.

Fantastic

I was too high in public once and went to see iRobot with some friends and one of the previews was for Anchorman. We laughed so goddamn hard and everyone was pumped about seeing that movie. Then we had to sit through iRobot.

What this man is describing would seem to constitute crimes against humanity under international law. Other governments could and should contest the abuses he’s describing the U.S. government committing against migrants.

No, i'm going to say it's evil to zip-tie a 14-year-old and demand that she proves that she's a citizen (which she is). It would still be evil if she weren't a citizen, to be clear, but it's an extra shiny level of evil here.

You telling me these guys fucked up a simple task?

Maybe consider somebody other than the Uvalde congressman to talk about how much the Republican Party cares about the well-being of little kids

I’m guessing the technology for this particular POV is light years ahead of others, for obvious reasons. Even ahead of Ump Cam.