Adding a soundboard is the podcast-equivalent of having a kid to save your marriage
even Don King has gotta be like “you need to turn it down a notch”
my advice to new Slay The Spire players is to never pass a card if it’s offered to you like you gotta make your deck as large as possible with a bunch of bullshit this is the only way to win
oh it’s fine it’s just the old world dying and the new world struggling to be born now is the time of monsters
she is finalizing our student loan forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities
if you score over 80 points you become Kobe Bryant it’s Highlander rules
it’s the best
I want to see some of your favorite final shots in film history.
DJ run that beat back
before we claim this as a MeToo victory let us remember that he is also the shittiest writer to ever live
I feel like the President of the American Federation of Teachers should perhaps be able to point out that the tax code is supposed to fund schools
Nothing has ever been less my problem than this
it’s a bummer that democrats no longer even try to bring up gun control as a wedge issue. I get they don’t want to alienate 2nd amendment people, but maybe they should try to court the votes of an extremely fast-growing demographic — which is people who have been affected by a mass shooting.
good all of you nerds need to grow up
an underrated way in which millennials will save us is our vast, near lifelong experience in media piracy
Bolsonaro in hospital *and* boat stuck? It’s like shitposting golden-hour in here
the switchin o’ the samples
Michelle have you considered that you might be wrong to buy into the trans panic now given that it's the exact same people promoting that narrative
somehow Elon Musk is the only immigrant who sucks at running a diner www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...
this is what Italian excellence looks like
Do ANY medical associations in the west intend to stand up for our colleagues and maybe ask for them to not be murdered 24/7? Anyone?
it’s fairly telling that these were the most normal-looking guys they could get to say this
Woke Ginger? You mean ginseng?
we’re in the good part of the cycle
I dunno man; I don’t think it’s worth throwing your own wife under the bus to try and appease people who have never operated in good faith ever in their lives
you should spend less time yelling at your staffers and spend more time yelling at your policy advisors
when you have a completely normal brain
Bombshell news from my dad today regarding @katmabu.bsky.social and the financial advisor I didn’t know he had
nobody wants this shit. we want the taxes we do pay to go to schools and healthcare instead of being used to flatten buildings full of children in Iran. how are you so bad at this
This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.