Jesse

Jesse

@requiemarm.bsky.social

Local oaf

1,684 Followers 578 Following 5,993 Posts Joined Jun 2023
4 hours ago

Adding a soundboard is the podcast-equivalent of having a kid to save your marriage

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4 hours ago

even Don King has gotta be like “you need to turn it down a notch”

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5 hours ago

my advice to new Slay The Spire players is to never pass a card if it’s offered to you like you gotta make your deck as large as possible with a bunch of bullshit this is the only way to win

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5 hours ago

oh it’s fine it’s just the old world dying and the new world struggling to be born now is the time of monsters

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6 hours ago

she is finalizing our student loan forgiveness program for Pell Grant recipients who start a business that operates for three years in disadvantaged communities

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7 hours ago

if you score over 80 points you become Kobe Bryant it’s Highlander rules

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8 hours ago

it’s the best

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8 hours ago

I want to see some of your favorite final shots in film history.

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10 hours ago
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DJ run that beat back

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10 hours ago

before we claim this as a MeToo victory let us remember that he is also the shittiest writer to ever live

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10 hours ago

I feel like the President of the American Federation of Teachers should perhaps be able to point out that the tax code is supposed to fund schools

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11 hours ago

Nothing has ever been less my problem than this

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14 hours ago

it’s a bummer that democrats no longer even try to bring up gun control as a wedge issue. I get they don’t want to alienate 2nd amendment people, but maybe they should try to court the votes of an extremely fast-growing demographic — which is people who have been affected by a mass shooting.

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14 hours ago

good all of you nerds need to grow up

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14 hours ago

an underrated way in which millennials will save us is our vast, near lifelong experience in media piracy

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16 hours ago

Bolsonaro in hospital *and* boat stuck? It’s like shitposting golden-hour in here

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17 hours ago

the switchin o’ the samples

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17 hours ago

Michelle have you considered that you might be wrong to buy into the trans panic now given that it's the exact same people promoting that narrative

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17 hours ago
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LA's Tesla Diner is so dead, even the protesters gave up Just eight months in, not even the tech bros are eating there.

somehow Elon Musk is the only immigrant who sucks at running a diner www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...

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19 hours ago

this is what Italian excellence looks like

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21 hours ago
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Israel kills 12 medics in attack in southern Lebanon as war ravages nation Israel's attack, echoing similar carnage it wrought in Gaza, kills doctors, paramedics and nurses who were on duty.

Do ANY medical associations in the west intend to stand up for our colleagues and maybe ask for them to not be murdered 24/7? Anyone?

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1 day ago

it’s fairly telling that these were the most normal-looking guys they could get to say this

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1 day ago

Woke Ginger? You mean ginseng?

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1 day ago

we’re in the good part of the cycle

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1 day ago
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I dunno man; I don’t think it’s worth throwing your own wife under the bus to try and appease people who have never operated in good faith ever in their lives

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1 day ago

you should spend less time yelling at your staffers and spend more time yelling at your policy advisors

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1 day ago
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when you have a completely normal brain

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1 day ago
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Bombshell news from my dad today regarding @katmabu.bsky.social and the financial advisor I didn’t know he had

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1 day ago

nobody wants this shit. we want the taxes we do pay to go to schools and healthcare instead of being used to flatten buildings full of children in Iran. how are you so bad at this

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1 day ago
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This is a good lesson for journalists: Use plain language to state true things clearly.

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