Jesse

RIP legend

ok but if you think this is even close to accountability then you’re high off your ass

I'm glad the worst people on earth are on their back foot today but until the two murderers are arrested and prosecuted this is all fluff

ICE sucks but I dunno man it’s funny that this is the redline for many of the employees working at the most evil company I’ve ever heard of

This is why following sports is helpful! This phrasing = she's about to be relieved of her duties on a Friday morning and assistant coach Kyle Neptune will be the interim coach for Sunday's game vs. the Pelicans.

audiences have spoken:

you’re 100% right. I won’t be breaking posting bushido again. My apologies

ah yes the paragon of health: a man with Alzheimer’s and prostate cancer

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

contrary opinion:

one of these shitheads is going to brag about it to the wrong person and get theirs; I have to believe this

Resisting the might-makes-right order, in solidarity with the peoples of Palestine, Venezuela, Cuba and Greenland.

Boycott, divest from, or exclude from contracts these complicit US companies.

screenshot of tim robinson posting a meme on instagram saying “fuck the police especially ice”

tim robinson is goated highkey

it’s wishful thinking but I do truly believe she’s more likely to be head coach of the Cleveland Browns by the end of the year than running CBS News

my congressional rep said “I’m just a little smol bean who didn’t understand the big words of the bill I just signed and I’m sowwwy”

not even in the top 10 bad things about him but I knew a guy who worked in props and told me that on Ratner sets there are two separate craft services tables because he keeps his hands down his pants all day while directing and then touches all of the food

Imagine what Fetterman is doing to dress like *after* being divorced

doing this kind of ham-handed political censorship at the exact moment that everyone is most pissed off at our government and billionaire corporate overlords is certainly a choice; let’s see if it pans out

there’s a difference between doing this with some online rando versus doing it with an opinion columnist from The Atlantic who has been getting paid six-figures a year since the Iraq War — which they were also deeply wrong about

it’s a ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ situation; we all bullied him for being incredibly annoying — until a day came when his unique brand of annoyingness was needed more than ever!

having to get past an armed guard who is clearly drunk and on blow is like the tutorial level for Splinter Cell

It is important to know that despite its prominence TikTok loses billions of dollars and tweaking algorithms lays havoc to your ad sales. Oracle is gonna destroy this thing and it’s going to combine with the data center debt and consume it whole
www.theinformation.com/articles/tik...

would be really funny if they added Bill Burr to this lineup

posting in 2026 is like “I will dance upon the bones of our oppressors!!” and posting in 2015 was like “Thank you for calling SeaWorld customer service; this call may be recorded for training porpoises”

One problem with advocating for censoring unwanted political content on TikTok is that you might get your way

also cannot be said enough that the only reason this sale even happened in the first place was that the democrats blamed TikTok for turning young people against Israel

if it’s any consolation Larry Ellison is going to lose a ton of money