christi

at the very least, it’s not boring!

alabama: where you run the ac during the day and turn the heat on at night while you stay up to see whether your house is gonna be destroyed by wind, lightning, or a flood.

oh and drip your pipes, it’s going down to the 20s on tuesday

I welcome anyone who wants to see this wack ass US team lose aboard the Venezuela bandwagon. (I will gladly join the Italian one if it comes down to that instead.)

Anyone against the new ABS system needs to look at how the DR was screwed out of this tournament.

That was 8 inches below the zone

lord god the weather won’t even be here for a couple of hours and james spann has his coat off. here’s hoping this is just an abundance of precaution

it's so funny how much naturally cooler David Ortiz is than A-Rod. The definition of rizz.

I think we should just let the Ides of March do their thing this year

i think when trump sees zohran coming into his office he does the thing lucille bluth does when she sees gene parmesan

“The law does not make it a crime to take misoprostol, and the law hasn't changed. It is still not a crime to take misoprostol. Law enforcement was wrong then, and law enforcement is wrong now."

search your camera roll for hell

i got two absolute bangers and i refuse to choose between them

i’m rooting for venezuela here but japan is wearing the hell outta those pinstripes

ronald acuña jr. is so cool when he’s not playing for atlanta

chicken fricassee might be the ideal food if you’re having a bad stomach day/week/existence

Cal Raleigh:

Those videos look like kids caught by the principal and just lying and we're acting like they're dumb. They're just lying. I swear we're so willing to allow this babe in the woods shit because it's easier and more comfortable than facing the reality of what this all is

sam antonacci’s head ain’t gonna fit in the dugout when he comes home to the barons

Here’s a thought: American men’s national teams are going to get more and more insufferable across all sports because the ladder of youth athletics is built to require an athlete’s family invest a fortune in them at each stage so demographically they’re increasingly 1:1 with the GOP’s base.

Team Italy: espresso shots and kisses on the cheeks for dingers, game bottle of wine rather than a game ball.

Team USA: military porn, hand salutes around the bases, and faux patriotism to win it for the troops.

Team Italy embodies everything baseball is about. Team USA desecrates it.

perfect, 10/10 fit for that incredible hair

all-time world’s most baby

hooray just realized i scheduled two appointments for monday (mercifully at different times)! this would inspire genuine dread in normal people but i’m actually delighted. only one day of medical prodding in march!

Remember when people used to be all “hard times creates great art” because no actually it’s just this.

Thank you to everyone who called or emailed. Even when you think it's only a drop in the bucket it matters. Sonny Burton has been granted clemency, he will not be gassed to death in Alabama today.

Sam Antonacci, a Birmingham Baron that's playing for Team Italy just took Team USA to the yard!

oh christ I wasn't even thinking about the hassle of resetting the cat for DST

i don't care where my extra hour goes as long as it takes me with it.

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