christi

an ornate purple and gold 12 month planner and a hardback copy of “a new new me” by helen oyeyemi, both lying in my lap on a blanket

“a new new me” opened to helen oyeyemi’s signature. my hand is opening the book and i have sparkly lavender nails

the best husband alive got me a new planner and a signed copy of helen oyeyemi’s newest book while we were in oxford, ms today

LANE KIFFIN IS #ALLELITE

lane kiffin ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES after the egg bowl

Gleyber Torres accepts the $22.05 million qualifying offer and is returning to the Detroit Tigers.

when i wake him up for his meds, i’ll tell him his cheese and pettins are from abby jane 💜

boomer is a rotund yellow lab mix. he’s lying on a floral rug in front of a coral armchair

babysitting the best little boy in the whole wide world today

UPDATE 🚨: Tremane Wood has been granted clemency and will NOT be executed. Never underestimate the power of the people working to stop injustice!

he's right btw, Bustelo is a top-tier instant and unbeatable for the $; and don't sleep on instant coffee period, freeze-dried is seriously the freshest coffee experience you can *get* in a store at any price

bloody women surrounded by championship titles is my orientation #AEWDynamite 🤼

Tigers' Tarik Skubal wins second straight American League Cy Young Award Tarik Skubal is the first AL pitcher to win the award in consecutive years since Red Sox Hall of Famer Pedro Martinez won it in 1999 and 2000.

Tarik Skubal is the first AL pitcher to win the award in consecutive years since Red Sox Hall of Famer Pedro Martinez won it in 1999 and 2000.

#AEWDynamite
TONIGHT!

Blood & Guts
Mercedes Moné, Megan Bayne, Marina Shafir, Thekla, Julia Hart, Skye Blue
vs
Kris Statlander, Jamie Hayter, Mina Shirakawa, Willow Nightingale, Harley Cameron,
"Timeless" Toni Storm

A myriad of violent rivalries will converge at Blood & Guts!
TONIGHT!

I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks

new birth control, more estrogen. i guess we’ll see how this goes. at least she didn’t offer me more supplements?

white lady with red hair and glasses, wearing a blue mask and a burgundy sweatshirt with keith haring’s barking dog print

didn’t work. just gave myself more time to sit in a waiting room stressing out.

leaving for my ob/gyn appointment absurdly early on the off chance they’ll see me a little sooner. i want this to be over with. i want to stop having hope

"What type of Yule/Winter Solstice ritual/magic[k] could I do this year?"

Go look in your pantry and your closets and donate non perishables and lightly used Winter clothes to food banks and your local shelters.

That's the magic plain & simple.

easter egg reese’s cup is undefeated, it’s the perfect ratio of chocolate to pb

Sudan Archives Is Pushing the Tempo An afternoon at the museum with the genre-smashing violinist.

"Sometimes I feel like people look at me and they’re like, ‘Wow, she’s so profound.’ It’s like, Yeah, thanks. But also, I’m lit. I can be stupid if I want to be. I’m not your magic little violin player.” 

fig is an orange and white cat who is almost entirely wrapped in a beige blanket, with just his eyes and ears sticking out

he’s never looked more possum-like

If you have a regional accent, please never try to get rid of it. Accents tell stories.

i simply have to stop vaping so to this end, i’ve picked up nicotine lozenges. i was imagining a little hard candy deal but what i’ve actually ended up with is a claggy slow-dissolving rolaid that gives me the hiccups and makes me hate life

YouTube video by UPROXX GZA - Liquid Swords (Uncut)

happy 30th to liquid swords

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#⏰🐘🧵 🏔️🐐💿🥳

This is complete hogwash

an enormous and bright moon, blurry rural highway, brake lights

a neat picture i took heading home from my parents’ house

Things we confirmed this week:

•Anti genocide is a winning platform
•Pro trans rights is a winning platform
•Policies that help regular people are winning platforms
•Speaking to and for the people is a winning platform
•We can win with candidates under 80
•Never allow Drake to attend anything.

The first Kenny omega fan to hold public office

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background Alt: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background, many other crabs are boogieing along

being the change i want to see in the world

man i haven’t seen one crab rave yet, what are we even doing here

ahhh. gentle cicadas and faint traffic noise through the woods from i-85. some small critter rustling in the brush. there is much pain in the world but not on this porch

Apparently it's hard for a lot of people to understand that a lot of us use social media SOCIALLY, not to be hot dog faced with every bad opinion on the internet. "What, you don't want to be MAD all the time?" No. No, I do not. I would like to see posts about wrestling, boats, and dogs.