Birkwin

Very disappointed to find out findomming is financial domination and not like, shark stuff :(

The hardest part about making instant noodles is not fucking eating the whole block of raw noodles before your waters boiling

Ravioli is just hot cereal

WOOOOAAAHHGG HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF BIRTH, HOMESLICE

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

I've been getting back into wolf books, putting this onto my radar :0

The creature

comm for blurcatto

It finally happend, hell has frozen over, I actually posted a Comm ad for once
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Holy shit, pseudopupil tracking???? This is gonna be amazing when it's done gjsjcjsjc

hope all the bugs are enjoying themselves tonight
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Art done for @birkwin.bsky.social 💜

Omfg what a callback

yooooooo holy shit she went outside!

*Sighs*
*Erases whiteboard*
"It has been 0 days in the lab without me accidentally gassing myself with CO2"

Today just might be a good mental health day. I saw myself in the mirror a few times and felt a teensy bit gorgeous. I am still a goblin but only in the good ways atm <3

This but with your sona, to reflect on your weird new freedom :3c

CW: insects, bugs
A fun activity every morning at work is to open up the cage of stick bugs and count how many are stacked on top of each other. Found 5 pairs this morning fjdjcjs

Bondage but it's me giving the dreamworks face to Dexter while I'm cling wrapped to his table

Twerking in the shower to "Sugar on my tongue" and all anyone can see is my tail peeking out from the shower curtain loudly thumping to the beat on the bathroom tiles everytime I throw it back

Birk's burnt agar recipe

Ingredients:
- Agar
- Beaker

Step 1:
Forget

A malamute walking, looking to the right of the screen, wearing a magenta color with a circular name tag that says "DEX"

Quad/Feral Dex for my own enjoyment

Stayed until 2am watching the game changer finale. FUCKING AMAZING season!!!!
Also, 9am and desperately chugging coffee to feel normal again ;<;

Fart so good it scratches your ass for you

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Fair, but also, healthy as hell to let it out rather than keep it in! Been reading and enjoying your posts for a while, just hoping you keep happy, look after yourself, and relax, is all >:0 !!

At the end of the day, it's MY money, and it'll be a cold day in hell before I let coporate fucks and bootlickers dictate how I choose to spend it!!!