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Cari Cesarotti

@caridoesphysics.bsky.social

high-energy particle theorist - postdoc @ MIT - future collider enthusiast - fake italian - reasonable human - likes desserts cari like scary, cesarotti like et tu brute

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h-o-t-t-o-g-o
how dare you not let me submit through AJO

15.12.2024 11:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

this christmas get her want she really wants:
a fee waiver for your overpriced conference dinner

04.12.2024 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

savage πŸ˜‚

03.12.2024 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im going to stop correcting people on my age and just start insisting they call me dr so if i can't order a beer without my id at least i can be physics doogie howser

03.12.2024 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the problem with having friends who are now faculty

01.12.2024 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Me: doing theoretical physics means learning how to solve all kinds of problems with sophisticated mathematical modeling
Also me:

30.11.2024 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

being a postdoc like β€œoh boy a new job cycle time to remake all of my friends for the 8th year in a row”

27.11.2024 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

that is 100% what is occurring

26.11.2024 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it took me a second but i got there hahaha

26.11.2024 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Cari Cesarotti Β» MIT Physics The Official Website of MIT Department of Physics

i use the phrase "on-shell" to describe how likely social plans are to actually happen.

also this is me: physics.mit.edu/faculty/cari...

26.11.2024 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no one tells you this but actually the hardest part of being a physicist is keeping a straight face when you say 'pp collider'

26.11.2024 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

happy to be on new-new-twitter and eagerly awaiting what billionaire-nonsense will happen here once it hits critical mass

26.11.2024 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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