Bethany S. Mandel
@bethanyshondark
"At the playground with a few moms. I mentioned
that there was a nice group On rambunctious boys in
a class I was thinking of signing my boys up for.
Another mom said, "Some actually have (female
names) and are non-binary."
Isaid, "Oh so they're girls dressed as boys?"
And then the moms left
and this is why it's fun making mom friends in
Montgomery county."
8:10 PM 11/5/25 687K Views
"No one likes me, I win."
07.11.2025 12:19 β π 3110 π 262 π¬ 167 π 206
My aunt just texted me and said βcall me when your parents arenβt around, I just need a few minutesβ
I wonder what itβs about :0
27.10.2025 19:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oh the power of trimming your eyebrows and thinning them just a weeee bit π€
25.10.2025 09:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Yess love when my brain concocts the most disturbing evil nightmare of all time that makes me look at my loved ones differently!!! Thank you!!!
23.10.2025 20:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bro Iβm so fucking stupid in keeping up with the nyc mayoral debates, I fucking did not register Sliwa as being the republican. That fuckass hat made me assume that he was some kind of crackpot third party candidate π
23.10.2025 04:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The scheduler for my momβs chemo sessions is literally one of my middle school bullies LMAO. we donβt acknowledge or say anything to each other and I prefer it that way. My mom has no idea and Iβm not gonna tell her π€ͺ
20.10.2025 16:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Girl we forgot 2 of the sandwiches AND the sauces that go with them LMFAO
20.10.2025 12:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
if AI guys have their way the keyboard and mouse will be replaced with a slot machine lever which you pull over and over until the computer outputs what you want
20.10.2025 09:18 β π 947 π 165 π¬ 10 π 2
You need to chill out about other people's behavior most of the time. If they're not hurting you, just being annoying in a way you can cope with, then cope. It's probably not a problem with them, but wider systems. Get zen with people being people.
20.10.2025 03:42 β π 385 π 58 π¬ 2 π 6
Will we eat all of it? Probably not. But do we wanna risk running out of food and having to order from the hospital cafeteria? No lol
20.10.2025 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Bringing 11 small sandwiches, rice and beans, and ropa vieja with us to my momβs chemo session bc itβs going to be 15 hrs long LMAO
20.10.2025 03:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
Man atp I use LinkedIn to play those fuckass puzzle games. I give up lol
18.10.2025 03:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
βJust donβt blend it inβ
It applies extremely streaky :(
16.10.2025 21:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I ordered a cream paint stick and when I put it on the back of my hand and tried to blend it in, it would just lift off no matter the tool or method used Iβm COOKED
16.10.2025 21:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Yall notice how they immediately started shoving ai slop into gambling ads
14.10.2025 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trying to get him to understand that the problem with the phrase βcommunist dictatorβ is that the dictator is the real issue, not the communism. What weβre experiencing right now is a capitalist dictatorship.
11.10.2025 10:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Talking with my father about politics is something I try not to do but today I at least got him to agree that the overall problem is the ability for a rich few to hoard wealth and power, regardless of whether the system itβs under is capitalist or communist.
11.10.2025 10:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
What if YOUβRE a serial killer? What if IβM a serial killer and you just let me into your home π
29.09.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Screenshot of a Hinge chat between me and a match.
Me: Iβm free this upcoming Saturday!
Him: Ok cool then how about we meet up Saturday then? You can come over to my place we can have a drink and watch something and just talk see how we vibe.
Bitch are you out of your fucking mind
29.09.2025 18:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I love cosplay so much itβs like playing Advanced Dress Up for Adults
29.09.2025 04:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Democrats are weak messengers, but it's not entirely up to them. If the Supreme Court says "nah, it's fine and legal," a lot of voters will say "well, I suppose it's fine and legal."
26.09.2025 04:52 β π 207 π 23 π¬ 7 π 0
Got involuntarily shown The Closeup for the first time as a gif on the TL, but it was censored so itβs fine I guess. But yeah he really was gone before he hit the ground π¬
26.09.2025 06:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
i need everyone to get more communist
24.09.2025 12:58 β π 624 π 91 π¬ 11 π 0
It is the invincible meme based on the "look at what it takes to mimic our power" scene
The top panel is "look at the cow" with a scene from Harvest Moon 64
The second panel says "moooo" with a close up of the cow
Harvest moon 64 is a well-known and loved Nintendo 64 game much like Quest 64
23.09.2025 18:35 β π 4760 π 1485 π¬ 32 π 19
it must be awesome having a career where youβre perpetually rewarded for learning absolutely nothing
24.09.2025 12:20 β π 87 π 9 π¬ 1 π 0
Imo I think itβs because of how the right seems to view autism, primarily focusing on and making a problem out of individuals who have lifelong high support needs and are unable to work as a result.
24.09.2025 13:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It gets to a point where you kinda have to wonder why this administration is so hell bent on autism SPECIFICALLY as their cause and not literally any other disorder lol
24.09.2025 13:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
everyone in charge of everything is stupid now because there is no meritocracy just endless loyalty tests if you can willfully believe the most insane bullshit youβre in the club. thereβs no deep state. theyβre all just really that stupid.
22.09.2025 09:55 β π 685 π 94 π¬ 8 π 3
With alt text.
22.09.2025 03:22 β π 560 π 136 π¬ 0 π 4
Updating to ios26 wish me luck lol
22.09.2025 10:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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Clownery is the best medicine
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